Doug Larson > Quotes

“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.”
― Doug Larson

“Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.”
― Doug Larson

“If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur”
― Doug Larson

“If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”
― Doug Larson

“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.”
― Doug Larson

“Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.”
― Doug Larson

“The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.”
― Doug Larson

“There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.”
― Doug Larson

“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”
― Doug Larson

“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except to be able to grow in rows”
― Doug Larson

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend”
― Doug Larson

“Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.”
― Doug Larson

“The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”
― Doug Larson

“Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.”
― Doug Larson

“The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.”
― Doug Larson

“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.”
― Doug Larson

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”
― Doug Larson

“Mucha gente confunde una mala memoria con una conciencia limpia”
― Doug Larson

“The ageing process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball”
― Doug Larson