Shane Hammond > Quotes

“So did you go all the way?” asked Mira curiously. “You know, did you have . . . the sex?”
― Shane Hammond, Dungeon Heroes 2

“When she closed the distance, she dipped her hands in the water. “What in the world is happening over here—oh my gosh, that’s a penis!”
― Shane Hammond, Dungeon Heroes

“It’s complete ass-fuckery.”
― Shane Hammond, Dungeon Heroes 3

“Excuse you,” I said, giving a weird look to my daughter right after she just let out a belch loud enough that a grown man would be proud.”
― Shane Hammond, Shifter City Hero 2

“Of all the pleasures in life”
― Shane Hammond, Born to Rule: Rise of a Second Son 1

“every single word. Piper was incredibly intelligent and gifted as a demon, and I had no doubt that she was going to do great things one day. She blushed in front of me and looked down at her laptop. This time, she didn’t need to push her glasses back up because she wasn’t wearing any. There had started to be some subtle changes in Piper ever since she found out she was a succubus, some of which had to do with her confidence. She was really starting to come out of her shell, finding a degree of acceptance about her class. I could tell that she was starting to pick some things up from the other succubi in her classes, and that came with little changes in appearance. Like her glasses. Piper started wearing contacts more frequently now, leaving her glasses at home. It did wonders not to have her pretty face covered by thick lenses, and I just had to marvel at how beautiful she was underneath. That wasn’t the only major change. Piper’s default hairstyle had been the messy ponytail, mostly because of how easy it was. Lately though, it was like Piper spent as much time on her hair as Cleo did, though I knew that wasn’t really the case. A little bit of care went a long way though, and Piper was becoming more beautiful by the day. Which gave me a lot of funny thoughts about her. She was my friend first and foremost, but I had to admit that my heart beat a little faster whenever she looked at me. I also couldn’t escape noticing that the clothes that she wore—once loose, baggy, and mainly for comfort—were now becoming tighter and showing more skin. But one of the things that I liked most about Piper was that it wasn’t going to her head. She was still the same person she was the day we met, the slightly”
― Shane Hammond, Demon Lord Academy