Kyle Adams > Quotes

“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Cop

“A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Zero

“Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body.”
― Kyle Adams, A Dirty Drag Collection

“hornier than a bunny on ecstasy”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Play

“Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that.”
― Kyle Adams, Prize Package

“I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual.”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Play

“First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.”

“Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said, grinning.”
― Kyle Adams, Prize Package

“He’d use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy skanktart. To show that he wasn’t just a brainless bimfoon, that’s when a bimbo breeds with a buffoon, resulting in a true, hot mess.”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Drag 3: Beyond The Drag

“Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.”
― Kyle Adams, Prize Package

“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before each of my scheduled usage times (I don’t like to feel as if someone has just been in there when I have to go). However, for your convenience, there is also a toilet available with minimal wait time on the first floor lobby if you have an emergency and need immediate use.”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Pirate

“Rock-Paper-Scissors for it.”
“But you always cheat,” Blake whined. “And then you just punch me and growl that ‘rock beats face’.”
― Kyle Adams, A Gay Romance

“She was so adorable, you’d never suspect that beneath all of that cuteness there was a manipulative mastermind preparing for galactic domination.”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Cop

“Okay, truthfully, he was drop-down, flop around, piss the floor from the seizure he induced, sexy. From”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Cop

“For as long as he could remember, Kent had always hated clowns. He couldn’t think of anything scarier and didn’t want to know what was lurking around the old house that could have decapitated something as naturally evil and satanic as a clown. And, now that he thought about it, didn’t clowns travel in packs? Where were the rest of them?”
― Kyle Adams, Not Microwave Safe: A Halloween Story

“He might be a big, strong, sex god, but I was stubborn, and this was my house.”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Cop

“started rubbing his engorged member.”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Shorts Volume One