Patti Larsen > Quotes

“I was always an odd child, though I had no idea what odd was, really.”
― Patti Larsen, Prince Nameless

“Well now,” the dragon says to her in a voice like rolling thunder, “who are you really here to save?”
― Patti Larsen, Prince Nameless

“No,” the big bodyguard grumbled, interrupting. “It’s my fault. I should have shot him ages ago.” Crew and I both stared, and I know my husband had the same thought. Should we laugh? Darius wasn’t known for his sense of humor. And the big man’s threat, considering his line of work, was real. Until a slow smile spread across his face. “I was kidding. You can relax.”
― Patti Larsen, Pirate Gold and Murder

“Sassy want a mousey??!! -Syd "The Long Lost (Hayle Coven #5)”
― Patti Larsen, The Long Lost

“confidential informants”
― Patti Larsen, Bed and Breakfast and Murder

“while Mom hooked her arm through his. People needed to stop doing that. It was like a barrel of monkeys epidemic in this place, all the couples connected at the elbow. Seriously.”
― Patti Larsen, Chocolate Hearts and Murder

“teared,”
― Patti Larsen, Family Magic

“Families. So messy.”
― Patti Larsen, Bed and Breakfast and Murder

“the man is, he looks normal on the outside”
― Patti Larsen, Run

“The people who think witches are dangerous were never bullied in high school.”
― Patti Larsen, Family Magic

“Perkins left with a hearty wave and a final hat tip, Candace lingering while the purring engine and hum of air conditioning ensured Belladonna’s comfort for the duration”
― Patti Larsen, Mind Your Own Murder

“I’m not sure if it was the fact she simply sat and listened or if the telling helped me heal. Maybe a bit of both.”
― Patti Larsen, Family Magic

“Annette Morgan might have been a famous actress in her day, but she was a terrible mother, an alcoholic drug addict and a weak-willed and pathetic excuse for a human being. Her death made a lot of people rich, and left me on the street. Oh, and my sperm donor? Well, he’d been the one who’d killed her before taking his own life, so I could hardly be blamed for not exactly calling him father of the year, could I?”
― Patti Larsen, The After Hours Deception

“Sassy want a mousey??!!!”
― Patti Larsen, The Long Lost

“There is nothing more disorienting than waking up fully clothed on top of your homework with no memory of the night before.”
― Patti Larsen, Witch Hunt

“Toxic pug gas slayed.”
― Patti Larsen, Fame and Fortune and Murder

“left them to their morning, stepping out into the fresh air, exhaling in relief while I peeled away the stinky humidity of the yellow gloves. The sun”
― Patti Larsen, Bed and Breakfast and Murder