Mercy Celeste > Quotes

“Since we're being honest, Thursday, you really should know that before this night is over, I am going to fuck you. Hard, and long, and nasty. Just so we're square.”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“Lord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?”
― Mercy Celeste, Wicked Game

“It's why I went into teaching in the first place. I like the sound of my own voice. Well that, and I am addicted to the smell of chalk and white-board markers.”
― Mercy Celeste, Wicked Game

“I don't know, Pepper. I have large chunks of my childhood missing thanks to her and her Benadryl supply.”
― Mercy Celeste, Wicked Game

“Because of that, because my life ended fifty-two Thursdays ago, because...I have nothing left to live for. God damn it, suck me, you asshole. You made me want you, always staring at me like I'm candy or something. Suck me, I want to come in your mouth, you motherfucking..." Deacon lifted him off his body and flipped him onto his back. He landed on the hard floor, out of breath.

"Demanding little foul-mouthed whelp, aren't you? I like that, Thursday. Unbutton your jeans. Slowly. While I watch."

"Fuck you."

"Later, sweetheart. Right now I want to see your cock. Show me your cock, Thursday.”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“I love your eyes. Your mouth. Your body. The way you lose your temper when you're flustered. Your ass is so fucking hot. I love the sounds you make when you fuck me. I love that you fight with me, and I love the way you make up with me. I love you, Tracy. I love you so fucking much.”
― Mercy Celeste, Sidelined

“My lips are zipped. He is pretty. All that blond hair and those eyes. I'd do him."

"Line is closed. Go back to your own ride.”
― Mercy Celeste, Sidelined

“We seem to be oil and water."

"More like gasoline and a match.”
― Mercy Celeste, Sidelined

“You're fucked up. I see that. I can see past it.”
― Mercy Celeste, Sidelined

“I think I found him broken and his broken called out to my broken and that's why I fell for him.”
― Mercy Celeste, Out of the Blues

“Want to go upstairs and play ball?"

"Now, you're talking. Naked basketball. Always my favorite."

"Loser gets fucked first."

"Jesus, Thursday, every time you set that rule you cheat."

"What do you mean, I cheat? I usually lose."

"That's exactly what I mean.”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“In June, Deacon noticed a pattern where Thursday was concerned. Woman, fight, brood alone in angry silence, rinse, and repeat”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“I think you've got the wrong idea. I like women."

"I do too." A light burned in Deacon's eyes that sent something sizzling through Shelby's body. "Most of the time. Nothing like sweet perfume and soft curves, is there?"

Shelby didn't say anything. He couldn't break Deacon's mesmerizing gaze.

"Nothing except the hot, hard body of a man all sweaty and furious after a game of tag football that turned violent and ended with dirt in places dirt isn't meant to go. Or a man's mouth on your cock, god, there is nothing like a man sucking you off, Thursday. Have you ever been sucked off by a man?”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“What was that you were saying about my mother?"

"She likes big dicks." Deacon slammed him hard in the gut, knocking him to the floor. "So does your wife.”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“There’s a big, wet, knuckle-dragger in your kitchen with a gun aimed at my head.” “Sounds like my idea of a Saturday night,” Liv said.”
― Mercy Celeste, Offside Chance

“I dreamed about you too,” he said softly, letting his smile go dreamy as he watched the blood drain from the bigger man’s face. “I fantasized about cutting off your balls and feeding them to you.” “Fuck you, Levi.” There was laughter in his voice. “Oh wait, I already did,” he said as he walked away. His gym bag slung over his shoulder, whistling the rival school’s fight song.”
― Mercy Celeste, Sidelined

“Jaime, dear, forgive me, but I don't think you are man enough to take care of my Cass. She's a special kind of difficult.”
― Mercy Celeste, Wicked Game

“Those are pretty. Did he leave you your dignity after he cut you up?"

"Asshole." Shelby didn't flinch. There was no pity in his voice, just the familiar shit talk. "You got a lot of room to talk. Looks like someone tried to cut your dick off but missed."

"Good thing too or I wouldn't be able to make your mother scream every night.”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“I threw away everything that might make me happy. It's what I did. It's what I was good at. Not being happy. I was fucking awesome at being miserable.”
― Mercy Celeste, Out of the Blues

“And there’s only two times I like to sweat, on the football field or during sex.”
― Mercy Celeste, Offside Chance

“When I can stand up without scaring the shit out of a hospital full of people, will you maybe want to go get married or something? Because I’m scared to death I’m going to lose you if I don’t make you legally mine.”
― Mercy Celeste, Light from the Dark

“Levi had him flat on his back with a hand around his neck, his face right over Will’s. “If you finish or act on that threat I will politely remind you that there’s more to me than a feather boa and eyeliner. You got me, Slayer?”
― Mercy Celeste, Offside Chance

“Come on Jude, it’s just man meat, it won’t hurt you, sweetie. Maybe do you some good. Take the stick out of your ass and maybe find something more pleasurable fits just fine.”
― Mercy Celeste, Offside Chance

“What the hell did she mean by jingling parts he’d let grow rusty? He didn’t have any rusty parts.”
― Mercy Celeste, Light from the Dark

“My daughter is going to work for Jaime Dalton,” her mother shouted to Mrs. Perkins next door; there was pride in her voice. “She’s going to Miami.”

“Have fun, Cass. That Jaime Dalton has a cute ass. Tell him I said that, okay?” Mrs. Perkins was somewhere in her seventies, still very active, with a wicked sense of humor and was man crazy.

“I’ll do that, Mrs. P.”

“Have a good time, dear, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”

“Thelma, don’t scare the girl, you know there isn’t much out there you wouldn’t do.”
― Mercy Celeste, Wicked Game

“But I’m gay and in a relationship with a hot Viking king and we have a bible thumper… thumping his bible against our bedroom wall… so what if we got carried away? It’s a vacation for us.” Levi took a long sip from his mug before turning his trademark smirk up a few megawatts. “What’s your excuse?”
― Mercy Celeste, Offside Chance

“You should really think about buying another new tractor. I hear the current models have air conditioning and Wi-Fi.”

“What the fuck do we need Wi-Fi for out in the field?”

“Don’t know. Cows might be into the beefcake of the month sites. You never know about them heifers”
― Mercy Celeste, Out of the Blues

“Dylan Sunday, the larger than life force of nature that thought he was a hurricane. Bo knew the truth. Dylan Sunday was the calm, his center, the eye of his storm and he could no more live without him than he could live without breathing. And now it was his turn to be that for Dylan. His center. They’d get through this. Just like they always had. Together. Because that’s the only path left. The one they’d walk together.”
― Mercy Celeste, Six Ways from Sunday

“Straight boys. I have never understood straight boys. Can’t even give them a compliment without them getting all offended. Except there are those that come looking for a little “sumpin sumpin” on the side. They still have no sense of—“ Jude’s phone went dead mid crackle.”
― Mercy Celeste, Offside Chance

“I've said many times that in a way I think it might have been Bo who saved me. I was trying to save him, but I came out the other side a better person for knowing him.”
― Mercy Celeste, Bootleg Diva: Confessions of a Quarterback Princess by Levi Brody