Trash Talking Quotes

“Venom’s pupils contracted the instant before he slid his sunglasses back on.
She couldn’t help it. “Why isn’t your tongue forked?”
“Why can’t you fly?” A smirk. “Those things on your back aren’t accessories you know.”
― Nalini Singh, Archangel's Kiss

“After awhile you realize that putting your actions where your mouth is makes you less likely to have to put your money where your mouth is.”
― Criss Jami, Killosophy

“I am strong... Extra-ordinarily so much more than you guys! Therefore, I am perfectly capable of kicking those titan scumbags' collective ass including on my own if I have to. Are you all such a bunch incompetents? You gutless spineless cowards. You just stay there and watch in helpless envy. Yeah, you do that. If it is (impossible), then I'll die... It's just that simple. But if I win, I get to live. You don't stand a single chance to win unless you fight.”
― Hajime Isayama, Attack on Titan, Vol. 2

“...and also celebrate the Skill of the Scythians in that Art, who sent once to Darius King of Persia an Embassador that made him a present of a Bird, a Frog, a Mouse, and five Arrows, without speaking one word; and being ask'd what those Presents meant, and if he had Commission to say any thing, answer'd that he had not; Which puzzl'd and gravell'd Darius very much; till Gobrias, one of the seven Captains that had kil'd the Magi explain'd it, saying to Darius, By these Gifts and Offerings the Scythians silently tell you, that except the Persians like Birds fly up to Heaven, like Mice hide themselves near the Centre of the Earth, or like Frogs dive to the very bottom of Ponds and Lakes, they shall be destroyed by the Power and Arrows of the Scythians.”
― François Rabelais

“What was that you were saying about my mother?"

"She likes big dicks." Deacon slammed him hard in the gut, knocking him to the floor. "So does your wife.”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“Those are pretty. Did he leave you your dignity after he cut you up?"

"Asshole." Shelby didn't flinch. There was no pity in his voice, just the familiar shit talk. "You got a lot of room to talk. Looks like someone tried to cut your dick off but missed."

"Good thing too or I wouldn't be able to make your mother scream every night.”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“Max flashed me a flirtatious smile. “Why don’t you come and join us, me and you could -”
“Don’t even finish that sentence, Slap-head.”
“Hey, I told you, call me Max.”
“While you’re being a wanker, you’re Slap-head.”
― Suzanne Wright

“Sie sprach so viel, dass ihre Zuhörer davon heiser wurden.”
― Kurt Tucholsky, Dürfen darf man alles: Lebensweisheiten

“You are someone without me. You are someone good, strong, unique. It's not too late for you. You have friends, even if it doesn't feel like it. Don't trash yourself or others. You can be kind, thoughtful and wise. There's hope for you. Have faith, don't panic, stay healthy, be kind.”
― Cory Duchesne