C.V. Hunt > Quotes

“Aren't you supposed to say that everything is going to be okay?”
― C.V. Hunt, Legacy

“once I reached my thirties I realized quickly reality sucks and dreams don’t come true.”
― C.V. Hunt, Misery and Death and Everything Depressing

“I am death and I am here to take you away from this world. No one will ever care that you are missing. When you die you will forget all of this and there will be nothing more for you.”
― C.V. Hunt, Endlessly

“Either way, it happened, and everyone was going to pretend that it didn't.”
― C.V. Hunt, Danse Macabre

“I thought it was foolish mumbo jumbo when I was alive - then I woke up dead.”
― C.V. Hunt, Danse Macabre

“My twenties revolved around dreaming, but once I reached my thirties I realized quickly reality sucks and dreams don’t come true.”
― C.V. Hunt, Baby Hater

“That's when I decided once and for all that we were doomed. It was that or I would die right there and then.”
― C.V. Hunt, Endlessly

“Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. Crackers, fruit will not do. Give me candy, I want two. Candy, candy I want four. Candy, candy I want more.”
― C.V. Hunt, Halloween Fiend

“You can shit in one hand and wish in another and see which one gets full faster. Or... you can just take my word for it.”
― C.V. Hunt, Legacy

“The happiness of most people we know is not ruined by great catastrophes or fatal errors, but by the repetition of slowly destructive little things.              – Ernest Dimnet”
― C.V. Hunt, Thanks For Ruining My Life

“If you knew what I was, Ash, you would not like me either.”
― C.V. Hunt, Endlessly

“Controlling each other’s dreams turns you into a parent. I don’t want to live with my mother.”
― C.V. Hunt, Home Is Where the Horror Is

“You gave me too much food,” I said. “I’m not going to be one of those guys who gains thirty pounds because their wife got pregnant. Just because you want stretch marks doesn’t mean I want my own set to match. I respect my body and like it the way it is.”
― C.V. Hunt, Ritualistic Human Sacrifice

“No, no,” Addisyn said. “It’s jus’ a lot to take in.”
― C.V. Hunt, Halloween Fiend

“Eve’s mother was fat and in the back of my mind I knew Eve would never bother to lose the weight after having the kid. She would see it as her badge of accomplishment for shitting out a kid.”
― C.V. Hunt, Ritualistic Human Sacrifice

“The floor squeaked beneath my feet and I knew the previous owner committed one of the worst crimes against any great structure—they’d carpeted over the hardwood floors. I”
― C.V. Hunt, Ritualistic Human Sacrifice

“Between the nightly offerings, the way it reveled in our fear, the constant shifting of its ‘costume’, the ritual it fulfilled regardless of our participation every All Hallows’ Eve, and its propensity to recite Halloween-themed riddles and rhymes, the townspeople at some point started referring to it as Halloween.”
― C.V. Hunt, Halloween Fiend

“The day after I refused to be Eve’s maid I drove into town to bitch out Dr. Paxter for her participation in Eve’s catatonic state and find out what the hell was wrong with her. The meeting ended with me sodomizing the doctor and when I pulled my dick out of her anus it was covered in shit and blood and I pushed the doctor to her knees and grabbed the back of her head and rammed my cock in mouth and forced her to clean off my dick. She enjoyed doing it and her vigor for eating her own shit disgusted me. I left the office with a prescription for Eve’s anxiety.”
― C.V. Hunt, Ritualistic Human Sacrifice

“I was stuck there staring at the unknowing eyes of the woman I loved in a necromantic cuckold that bleached out everything I ever knew or loved.”
― C.V. Hunt, Cockblock

“The light from the trees pulsed in time to the light in the clouds. I wasn’t sure where our property ended in the trees or who owned the land connected to ours. I imagined a neighbor could be having a bonfire. Three in the morning was an odd time to toast s’mores but who was I to judge? It was probably a group of teenagers who’d found a place to gather away from adults so they could do who knows what. As long as they didn’t burn down the woods I didn’t care. The”
― C.V. Hunt, Ritualistic Human Sacrifice

“I fought the sudden urge to scream ‘I don’t want to fuck you’. And I sure as hell didn’t want to fuck her later that night either. I wanted to tell her she was about to consume a massive amount of garlic and onions and those foods made her bloat up like a Dr. Seuss character and made her vagina smell weird and gross, not to mention she was a manipulative cunt and had ruined my life by getting knocked up on purpose, and fucking her for sexual pleasure was the furthest thing from my mind. I would hate fuck her with my fist at the drop of a hat if she wanted but that was about the extent of my affection at the moment. Instead I said, “It smells like you’re trying to kill a vampire.”
― C.V. Hunt, Ritualistic Human Sacrifice

“You’re supposed to hang a mirror on the wall opposing your front door. It’s meant to drive away evil spirits. Spirits are terrified of their own reflection and it keeps them from entering your home.”
― C.V. Hunt, Ritualistic Human Sacrifice

“But no matter where I ran to or how loud I played the music, I could still hear a low chuckling coming from the thing on our front step.”
― C.V. Hunt, Halloween Fiend

“It didn’t dawn on me until later that camping was a poor family’s idea of a vacation.”
― C.V. Hunt, Home Is Where the Horror Is

“A diamond is just a rock. A really expensive rock.”
― C.V. Hunt, Legacy

“Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate. The first one said, ‘Oh, my, it’s late.’ The second one said, ‘There are witches in the air.’ The third one said, ‘But I don’t care.’ The fourth one said, ‘Let’s run, let’s run!’ The fifth one said, ‘Isn’t Halloween fun?”
― C.V. Hunt, Halloween Fiend