A.J. Schaar > Quotes

“She's bourgeois. You know what that is? A low mind in high heels.”
― A.J. Schaar

“You know, I wanted to be a comedian but nobody took me seriously.”
― A.J. Schaar, Oggetto Metallico: Mussolini and The Pope

“I tried to fry a worm in the sun, but I couldn't figure out how to get it up there...”
― A.J. Schaar

“Stardust is to our souls what the air is to us; the venture is a glorious one.”
― A.J. Schaar

“Your mom's hot like a jalapeno / She's hot like a fire brand / Your mom's hot like fresh wasabi / She's too hot for your dad / I can take the heat... / I can take the heat...”
― A.J. Schaar, The Storybook Coroner

“Wait without expectation hope or fear.”
― A.J. Schaar, Oggetto Metallico: Mussolini and The Pope

“The man who's a rebel weathers storms without cease / As though fighting with storm clouds will make them rain Peace.”
― A.J. Schaar

“Here's to friction, and to fiction. Without the one we would all slip away, and without the other we seldom would.”
― A.J. Schaar

“She was the most beautiful woman in the Universe. He had just grown a moustache.”
― A.J. Schaar, The Storybook Coroner

“No one fears a man they've never heard of.”
― A.J. Schaar

“Have you heard the one about the mute?”
― A.J. Schaar

“Freedom can't abide to be abused.
It vanished where exploitation thrives.
And in the place where it has vanished,
Ye shall find a sign, hanged by a nameless man,
A PROCLAMATION sayin, 'here be Freedom...'
When what it ought to say is, 'here be dragons,
Chasin profits made at losses to us all.”
― A.J. Schaar

“Never turn down a sandwich.”
― A.J. Schaar, The Storybook Coroner