Camilla Chafer > Quotes

“The doorbell rang, but we all knew better than to get up. I don't know how many keys to my parent's house circulated in Montgomery. It was largely pointless as the door never seemed to be locked anyway. I wondered if my parents worried about crime, but having at least nineteen serving police officers in the family, I figured any criminal who decided to break in would probably get a standing ovation for sheer audacity. And then live to regret it.”
― Camilla Chafer, Shock and Awesome

“But...was he flirting?
Hmm.
Not sure what I thought of that. A nice office flirt did make the day go faster, but Adam was my boss, not to mention an annoying one, and I was nothing if not professional.
Snort. Yeah. That made me laugh too.”
― Camilla Chafer, Armed and Fabulous

“Then I did what my mother always told me never to do: I went into a stranger’s house. At least”
― Camilla Chafer, Shock and Awesome

“& Fabulous   All”
― Camilla Chafer, Armed and Fabulous

“winking,”
― Camilla Chafer, Deadlines

“I suspected his middle name was "Yum".”
― Camilla Chafer, Armed and Fabulous

“the series of photos he snapped. "People live in all”
― Camilla Chafer, Trigger Snappy

“Oh, and I also noticed that your house is a really good party house. The amount of people in there, the flow… have you feng shui’d it yet?” “No. I IKEA’d it instead.”
― Camilla Chafer, Weapons of Mass Distraction

“starting to close down for the night and I was ready to walk home right after I dragged a comb through my hair. It needed a wash thanks to a day spent filing dusty”
― Camilla Chafer, Illicit Magic

“My family would pool together the ransom money but they’d probably use it to buy a machine gun that my mother would commandeer and rain hell on these idiots.”
― Camilla Chafer, Pied Sniper

“it. Thanks." I clicked off and”
― Camilla Chafer, Armed and Fabulous

“There was only one thing worse than Serena and Ted—Serena and Ted breeding.”
― Camilla Chafer, Armed and Fabulous

“He was the kind of guy who would never have looked twice at me at home, yet here we were, on the interesting side of weird, having a conversation as though we were friends.”
― Camilla Chafer, Illicit Magic

“have you feng shui’d it yet?” “No. I IKEA’d it instead.”
― Camilla Chafer, Weapons of Mass Distraction

“One single sheet of paper. There should have been ten sheets.”
― Camilla Chafer, Armed and Fabulous

“picture that tells us everything." I took over the mouse and glided the page up until the not-so-innocent photo embedded in my report filled the screen. "This is Martin Dean at his”
― Camilla Chafer, Armed and Fabulous

“Welcome to the family,” he said. “You’re not one of us until someone shoots you.”
― Camilla Chafer, Ready, Aim, Under Fire