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“I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.”
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“It's not a stereotype if it's always true.”
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“I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.”
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“Sometimes I cross my own line...it's how I know I still have one.”
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“Put that on a postcard: "San Francisco; more butt-fucking per square inch...miss you".”
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“Face down, ass up, that's the way we both got stuck”
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