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“I have recently been called antisocial, and I'd like to set the record straight. I am not antisocial, I like social. It's people I don't like!”
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“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”
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“People say that writers write for money. From my own experience that's not true. I write for me. I publish for money.”
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“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?”
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“If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.”
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“The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!”
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“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!”
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“God does not play dice, bankers do.”
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“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!”
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“After suffering a torn disc six months ago, then a car crash just when it was starting to heal, and then an attack of Bell's Palsy for variety, I realised something. When my life decides to go down the crapper, it doesn't forget to flush!”
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“And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!”
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“There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.”
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“Revenge is a dish best served with sharp cutlery!”
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“As a writer I don't suffer for my art - my characters do!
But sometimes I do feel sorry for them - before I drop another grand piano on their balls!”
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But sometimes I do feel sorry for them - before I drop another grand piano on their balls!”
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“I recently published a new book. It's a Christian urban fantasy about mad science gone wrong. And then after I'd written that in a blurb I thought to myself - when does mad science ever go right?!”
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