Xavier Neal > Quotes

“Happy Endings are profitable. People can get misery for free.”
― Xavier Neal, Blind

“I look like a huge cock ribbed for her pleasure.”
― Xavier Neal, Collapse

“Are you staying home or going out again?”

“Home. Did you miss the part where I said I got a new book?”
― Xavier Neal

“Long Live Book Nerds!”
― Xavier Neal, Blind

“Book boyfriend shirts are totally in style. At least when you’re a nerd, which is a totally acceptable thing to be.”
― Xavier Neal, Numb

“Papa wasn’t a rolling stone. Papa was a raging fist.”
― Xavier Neal, Blind

“For the record. Orgasms do make everything better.”
― Xavier Neal, Compassion

“If girls paid me for orgasms, let’s just say I’d make Bill Gates look poor.”
― Xavier Neal, Mollify

“Because that’s how it works in books! When I get home I’m burning all my books for being full of lies and slander! No. No! I take that back! I could never hurt a book…well like that. I may or may not have thrown a novel across the room a time or two in my life. Oh come on, I know you have too! Or you’ve at least thought about it.”
― Xavier Neal, Numb

“I don't have a crush on the guy who eats my garbage! That's...that's such a weird sentence to say.”
― Xavier Neal, Compassion

“Marines or prison seemed like the only two choices for a foster kid fuck up like myself, so I chose the one less likely to end with ass rape.”
― Xavier Neal, Collapse

“Tell that to my thunder thighs. Every time I close my legs I look for lightening.”   Another”
― Xavier Neal, Just Out of Reach

“Dusty, you can’t go around actin’ like you’re in love with the first woman you hook up with on vacation. It’s bad manners.”
― Xavier Neal, Redneck Romeo

“Our bodies twist and tangle so tightly we stop being two different people, connecting for a common goal as one erotic entity hell bent on exploding.   A”
― Xavier Neal, Freeform

“Thankfully, she can’t see me roll my eyes. “I’m half Italian. He’s half Samoan.” “But they’re practically the same, aren’t they? They’re like next door neighbors.” Wyatt helplessly chuckles. “What?” “Italy and Samonily.” Her comment furrows my brow in confusion. Nate cautiously questions, “You mean Sicily?” Nadia promptly nods and gives him a playful point. “Right! That’s where Samoans are from!”
― Xavier Neal, The Suit

“Who needs flowers from your husband when he buys you books?  ”
― Xavier Neal, Blear

“Oh, and Ollie?” His voice darts my eyes up to see him stopped in the door frame. “Never and I mean never leave without waking me up to properly kiss you goodbye again.”
― Xavier Neal, Must Love Hogs

“A little something I picked up from one of my romance novels. Apparently some guys are into having that area fondled more and turns out my husband is one of them. Just when I thought I knew everything about him. Well...everything about him in the sex department, anyway.”
― Xavier Neal, Blear

“I'm like Pringles baby. Once you pop you can't stop.”
― Xavier Neal, Private

“There's a brief pause before he returns to bitching, “If your dick isn't getting sucked neither's mine. And I miss my cock getting sucked Merrick. I really do.”
― Xavier Neal, Classic

“I've been out of the sex game for a while. Quick question. Six times in one night....am I slacking? To be fair the final time was with the sun rising, but still, is that lower than I should be? Why is your jaw on the floor? Pick that up.”
― Xavier Neal, Error

“You have to be able to forgive, not necessarily for the other person’s sake, but yours because you’ll never be at peace until you do.”
― Xavier Neal, Can't Block My Love

“The hottie who waters your lawn?”   “He does more than that.”   “I was referring to your other lawn....”  ”
― Xavier Neal, Just Out of Reach

“I had to brush my teeth in the car with a stick of gum and a tic-tac I found.”
― Xavier Neal, Must Love Hogs

“Ford drops his attention down to me. “And Darlin’ I’m always aware when you’re in the room. I know when a chunk of my heart isn’t around.”
― Xavier Neal, Must Love Hogs

“All books matter,” she assures and redirects her attention. “All books. Fiction. Non-fiction. How Tos and Self Help manuals. All books serve a purpose. All books are capable of changing lives.”   I”
― Xavier Neal, Just So Far Away

“His movements slow down at the same time he shudders through my pussy's savage attempt to force his shaft to submit to the same scorching europhia.”
― Xavier Neal, Blur

“The force of the gasp torn from me causes my knees to debilitate me. He barely lifts his eyes during his suggestion, “You may wanna sit down for this.”
― Xavier Neal, Must Love Hogs

“Who the fuck wouldn’t want to be whisked away for a night by tall, dark, and demanding for what is probably an expensive cut of steak, the most expensive bottle of booze in the building, and sex in the backseat of a Rolls-Royce or a limo?”
― Xavier Neal, Dark Ruler

“The gawking is something that shouldn’t still irk me after this long in a wheelchair, but it does. It’s also what keeps me from wanting to do anything outside the house. It’s hard enough being treated less than equal. Being stared at like you’re a freak only amplifies the feelings of inadequacy.”
― Xavier Neal, Walking Away