Steve Merrick > Quotes

“I would wish you gods speed but I don’t want you to waste time looking for him.”
― Steve Merrick, The Navigator

“Donald Trump is nuts, his party is chock full of nuts too, and that is bad news for Americans with a nut allergy.”
― Steve Merrick

“Is it wrong of me to propose a ceasefire agreement between humans and whales and dolphins, I know it is in actuality a one sided massacre, but so was Bosnia and there the ceasefire is holding, so would it be nice to have a declaration backing a ceasefire between us mammals?”
― Steve Merrick

“London? It's a city full of sleepwalkers chasing other people's dreams.”
― Steve Merrick

“I have found repeatedly hitting my head with a mallet doesn't help at all, so i am open to suggestions.”
― Steve Merrick

“If I believed a giant Platypus was coming to liberate humanity and save us all, it would still make more sense than the climate denial people do......”
― Steve Merrick

“How did I get where I am.” If your answer is anything but dumb luck then you are sadly deluding yourself.”
― Steve Merrick

“I have zero respect for knowledge, that’s what computers are for. Imagination is the kicker because imagination can extrapolate, create and solve, Knowledge is just facts and shit. Mostly irrelevant.”
Kego O'Grady in The Navigator By Steve Merrick”
― Steve Merrick

“Theres nothing more fun than a kitten in zero gravity.”
― Steve Merrick

“Well if its the right way round she should push thats all.”
― Steve Merrick

“These hooves were made for walking.”
― Steve Merrick

“Zoom Zoom said Mr Photon oblivious to the mere mortal problems of math”
― Steve Merrick

“Economics.

"Something humans invented and then lost control of, it isn't real, it's not like gravity and we could evolve the economic process to make sense, but can't because we would all lose money if we did. Hysterical scientific exerts aside, it doesn't exist outside of our collective heads. So at best its a pseudo science of religious proportions, at worst, it will turn us into a globally warmed suicide cult en mass. ;-)”
― Steve Merrick

“We apologise for interrupting your life but we have an important message from our sponsors the Konichiwa collective software, it's a waking sub routine,”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Tried to figure a logic of it, but the dots had collapsed like marbles and that had been good”
― Steve Merrick, The Legend Of The Blue Dasher

“I also have to add that if Rembrandt had been given a camera then that guys understanding of light and form would have blown the rest of us shooters into a black hole of despair.”
― Steve Merrick

“My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.”
― Steve Merrick

“I think academics and intellectuals are the natural enemies of imagination and intelligence.”
― Steve Merrick, The Navigator

“It's all about emotions, they rule us all. The way we perceive reality is linked to how happy or sad we are, it even affects our perception of time, so this is an emotional problem and I am unable to fathom it at all.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“This impossibility has happened and therefore isn't impossible.”
― Steve Merrick

“Understanding is the lock pick of knowledge.”
― Steve Merrick

“As a photo-journalist your presence anywhere is as welcome as turd falling into a Ming vase.”
― Steve Merrick

“Look in Kego’s defense he was only Nine and a half when he took command of the ship and she had been put way off course by her captain and you lot would all be dead if it wasn’t for him.”
Jenny Smith In The Navigator by Steve Merrick”
― Steve Merrick

“No Navigator, we are just going with the flow of it all.”
007 In The Navigator by Steve Merrick”
― Steve Merrick

“No, It’s not failed, it’s correcting itself through failure,"
Kego O'Grady in the Navogator by Steve Merrick.”
― Steve Merrick

“Meanwhile in the valley, Alice was having a confusing conversation with a starling.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“MY GAZELLES ARE ALL IN ROW, (But they run off a lot)"

Kego O'Grady”
― Steve Merrick, The Navigator

“Death stalks all of us by default.”
― Steve Merrick

“Now that would be a good way to face Armageddon, fighting it every step of the way, or should you choose to be an Ostrich, well you can go out with your head buried in the sand.”
― Steve Merrick

“Finding a protest without placards is like photographing a hippie without a bong.”
― Steve Merrick