Steve Merrick Quotes

“I have found repeatedly hitting my head with a mallet doesn't help at all, so i am open to suggestions.”
― Steve Merrick

“London? It's a city full of sleepwalkers chasing other people's dreams.”
― Steve Merrick

“I have zero respect for knowledge, that’s what computers are for. Imagination is the kicker because imagination can extrapolate, create and solve, Knowledge is just facts and shit. Mostly irrelevant.”
Kego O'Grady in The Navigator By Steve Merrick”
― Steve Merrick

“No Navigator, we are just going with the flow of it all.”
007 In The Navigator by Steve Merrick”
― Steve Merrick

“Understanding is the lock pick of knowledge.”
― Steve Merrick

“Zoom Zoom said Mr Photon oblivious to the mere mortal problems of math”
― Steve Merrick

“Economics.

"Something humans invented and then lost control of, it isn't real, it's not like gravity and we could evolve the economic process to make sense, but can't because we would all lose money if we did. Hysterical scientific exerts aside, it doesn't exist outside of our collective heads. So at best its a pseudo science of religious proportions, at worst, it will turn us into a globally warmed suicide cult en mass. ;-)”
― Steve Merrick

“My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.”
― Steve Merrick

“the objective of law is, to hide the truth in plain site.”
― Steve Merrick

“If crisis was a cake, then our politicians are globally its baker.”
― Steve Merrick

“Gravity (Terms and conditions apply)”
― Steve Merrick

“As a nation the people of this lovely island called Britain, are at the point where even one honest politician could give us a collective and conceptual nervous breakdown.”
― Steve Merrick

“Charles Darwin's only mistake was in not being a physicist, because the entire process of evolution started before our planet formed, with the event called the big bang, at this point our knowledge is such that I can hazard this further observation, all of the building blocks of life started at that moment, and that is how far we can back track this process of evolution.”
― Steve Merrick

“The path of life on our planet and maybe many others does not need a divinity to thrive, it needs no excuse to live, owes no debt to the universe because it is a part of the universe, no driving force other than the primal forces of physics and chemistry are needed, those two sets created biology, and if you backtrack all of the life on the Earth, you inevitably end up looking at stardust.”
― Steve Merrick

“When broken minds embrace any hypothetical god then what you get is a proportionally broken result.”
― Steve Merrick

“The real problem is not in the Quran itself, but the accepted element of divine revelation that has enabled successive and rather dodgy regimes to use the Quran as an argument against freedom of speech or thought or freedom of anything. Thats the larger problem because if you walk into the global and deny freedom on the grounds that god didn't predict its evolution as a concept, then you can pretty much read a call for violence into a pingu anime or a winnie the pooh book”
― Steve Merrick

“Politicians? You can't vote for them and you can't strangle them.”
― Steve Merrick

“Parliament/Congress.

"less entertaining than paint drying, but more dangerous than any minefield is.”
― Steve Merrick

“Politics.

"It used to mean something, but it is now merely an abstract part of the entertainments industry.”
― Steve Merrick

“Writing is like headlice, impossible to fully cure.”
― steve merrick

“Truth.

In a court of law it is little more than an interpretive tool, in reality, there are no absolutes in life, and any truth will change over time, at the end of the day, if it hurts its bad if it doesn't hurt its good, and truth sort of lurks in between those two extremes.”
― Steve Merrick

“If its about the existence of god, you may as well ask me, what the square root of an elephant is?”
― Steve Merrick

“Finding a protest without placards is like photographing a hippie without a bong.”
― Steve Merrick

“Ignoring global warming is like crossing a road blindfolded.”
― Steve Merrick

“Certainty has killed more people than smallpox.”
― Steve Merrick

“As an accused traitor I must attest that I never betrayed my heart, only the hearts of others.”
― Steve Merrick, The Man Who Hated Light

“Nuts is to subjective a word and in this context your insistence on sanity is quite irr”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Be gentle,it's good for you.”
― Steve Merrick, The Magic Laptop Ride (Reprise, stevesevilempire Blog, Remix.) 3rd Edition.

“BREXIT?
So mental a political tap dance, that it makes riding a porcupine bareback over a cliff seem the only sane thing to do.”
― Steve Merrick

“Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.”
― Steve Merrick