Kate Raven > Quotes

“It looked dark, feral, elemental, like a holdover from our primal reptile days.”
― Kate Raven, Such A Good Guy

“Pick a ring,” he said. “What if I don’t want to get married?” I asked instead. “You don’t get that option,” he said harshly. “I love you and you’re going to be my wife.”
― Kate Raven, The Catcher

“I left the building with all my belongings shoved hastily in a box, the shame flushing my cheeks. The humiliation burned and tore at me. I felt tears blurring my eyes, and I walked on autopilot to where I had parked my car. I just wanted to get back to my tiny apartment and burrow under my covers for the foreseeable future.”
― Kate Raven, The Catcher

“Reward?” I cried, trying to slide sideways on the car to get away from him, but he took a step forward, blocking my exit. “You hired my emotionally abusive ex-boyfriend to torment me!” “I didn’t know he was emotionally abusive,” Tanner said, lighting his cigarette and looking at me with narrowed eyes. The flash of his lighter illuminated his face briefly, the sharp lines of his cheekbones and the harsh slash of his mouth. “Whatever the fuck that is.”
― Kate Raven, The Catcher

“Why do you think I can help you find a man?” I asked. “You look like the kind of person who knows a lot of delightfully repressed and horny down-low gay guys,” he said.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian

“My apologies, sir,” Branby said. “It’s just that they found another body.” “Barbaric,” Hemsworth said, twisting up his aristocratic lips in disgust. “Another?” Lucian asked. “How many is this now?” “What’s going on?” I asked as I sat down at the table. “What do you mean they found another body?” There was silence for a moment, and the staff disappeared back into the kitchens to bring out the first course. “It’s not unusual,” Lucian said. “Foolish young people come into the country every weekend. Get drunk. Do foolish things like fall into pits or get lost in the woods.” “How sad,” I said, taking a sip of my wine. “Perhaps they can cover up the pits or put markings on the trees, so people don’t get lost out there.”
― Kate Raven, Vile Pucker: A Dark Gothic Hockey Romance

“Why couldn’t your dirty secrets be something like fucking tentacle porn?” she snapped. “Not hoarding my wisdom teeth!”
― Kate Raven, Such A Good Guy

“There are other dicks around!” I said earnestly. Liam just sighed again. “You don’t understand,” he said. “He’s like a stallion in bed, with the stamina of a goddamn god. He can fuck you all night.” “Think of the chafing,” I told Liam severely. “Don’t let him know you want it this badly.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian

“Silver fox, considerate lover, good job, and he had a family manor. There must be something wrong with Lucian, but for the life of me I couldn’t figure out what.”
― Kate Raven, Vile Pucker: A Dark Gothic Hockey Romance

“My cum in her cunt was necessary now?”
― Kate Raven, Such A Good Guy

“if I can keep my dark reptilian urges in check for 12 more weeks, I can make her mine.”
― Kate Raven, Such A Good Guy

“reptilian”
― Kate Raven, Such A Good Guy

“But Luna has said that being a gentleman is the primary qualification for the man she plans to marry.”
― Kate Raven, Such A Good Guy

“I read the Wiki article,” he said. “I know I can make you come this time.” “Oh my god,” I said, annoyed. “Get away from me, Beau. Go practice on someone else’s pussy.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian

“Oh, honey, remember, we don’t have Wifi here,” Lucian said. “No Wifi?” I asked in some consternation. I had been hoping to get some work done. “Cell service is very spotty too,” he said, pointing down to my phone that only had one bar. Well, shit. Maybe it was for the best, though. A few weekends of technological detox would do me a world of good, so I set my phone down on the desk, too.”
― Kate Raven, Vile Pucker: A Dark Gothic Hockey Romance

“Don’t pretend you’re not curious,” he said. “I know you’ve heard about my dick.” “Yeah, Beau,” I said. “They’re talking about your dick on the streets. It’s in the newspapers. I’m getting reports of your dick by passenger pigeon.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian

“I want to take those lashes in my mouth and suck on them, lick them so devotedly that one comes off in my mouth and I swallow it down reverently.”
― Kate Raven, Such A Good Guy

“and I know by the delicious, savory smell of her that she’s ovulating.”
― Kate Raven, Such A Good Guy

“I’d like to schedule a call with the top brass at the HNL,” Lucian said, coming up behind me. “Are you ready for Gabriel’s first therapy session? I’ve always been impressed by your conviction that everyone can be helped by therapy.” That conviction seemed incredibly foolish and misguided now.”
― Kate Raven, Vile Pucker: A Dark Gothic Hockey Romance

“I shrieked as I heard him spit, landing directly on my neck, then dripping down the back of my shirt. “Right here,” he said in a domineering voice. “I could put a tracker right here. It took me a few minutes to find you, and that would be unnecessary with a tracker. I’d know where you were at all times.”
― Kate Raven, Vile Pucker: A Dark Gothic Hockey Romance

“It was Christmas break my senior year of college.”
― Kate Raven, Such A Good Guy

“Our flight to Nunavut leaves in two hours.”
― Kate Raven, Such A Good Guy

“infinite chumpitude,”
― Kate Raven, Such A Good Guy

“Hello, El,” said Beau, and he gave me a smile that went straight to my stupid traitorous pussy. “I was just telling Adrian here that we had sex this afternoon and will have sex again after your date is over.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian

“He’s perfectly safe if you don’t cross him. Perfectly safe. He only lunged at you out of surprise the other night.” I glared wordlessly at Lucian. Well, this relationship was obviously over.”
― Kate Raven, Vile Pucker: A Dark Gothic Hockey Romance

“Don’t lie,” he said. “You wish it was you between my legs.” “Yeah, I do,” I said. “Then I could punch you in the balls until you signed these goddamn papers.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian