“Oh, honey, remember, we don’t have Wifi here,” Lucian said. “No Wifi?” I asked in some consternation. I had been hoping to get some work done. “Cell service is very spotty too,” he said, pointing down to my phone that only had one bar. Well, shit. Maybe it was for the best, though. A few weekends of technological detox would do me a world of good, so I set my phone down on the desk, too.”