Tamara Summers > Quotes

“...stop throwing him out the window...They are expensive to replace and the noise might disturbe neighbors.”
― Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy on the First Date

“I haven’t entirely adjusted to the whole yum, blood, yum aspect of being a vampire. My body wants it, but my head is still like, Ew, that is BLOOD, time to faint.”
― Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy on the First Date

“Don't worry, I don't bite. Ha ha.”
― Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy on the First Date

“You don't really want me on your team,' Lexie said. 'I'm totally terrible.'
'I know," Jake said. 'I want you on the other guy's team.'
Lexie swatted him with her free hand. "That is no way to talk with your girlfriend,' she said, forgetting for a moment that Bree was right there, intently watching them.
'You're right,' he said. 'My apologies, sugar plum. I'm sorry, honey pie. I'll never do it again, my little pumpkin. Is that better?'
She wrinkled her nose at him. ' feel so edible all of a sudden.'
'Cute enough to eat,' he said.”
― Tamara Summers, He's With Me

“Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it’s the least I can do after scaring your shirt off.”
― Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy on the First Date

“I guess it could be worse. My name could be Tlaquepaque, or Irkutsk, or Pyongyang. Or, you know, Pittsburgh. Sometimes I flip through the atlas just to remind myself of all the names that would be worse than mine.”
― Tamara Summers, Save the Date

“Think about what he likes and what he's interested in. Something personal is always better than something expensive.”
― Tamara Summers, He's With Me

“Um…I am the ghoooooost of your dauuuuuuuughter! My spirit haunts the earthly realm! I shall never be at peace…unless I have these jeans. Don’t ask questions! Toodle-oooooooooooo.”
― Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy on the First Date

“I'm not blond or super fit or perfect. Not romantic, not "an individual," and definitely not a genius. So what am I? I'll tell you what : a bridesmaid.”
― Tamara Summers, Save the Date

“So take that, death issues.”
― Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy on the First Date

“Okay, brace yourselves for a really hilarious joke here: Being a vampire sucks.”
― Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy on the First Date

“Okay, so we’re in Georgia. I can do this. I’m not just the new girl. I’m a vampire. I don’t have to be afraid of mean girls and gossip anymore. I could snap their necks in half—er, not that I will or anything, but it’s nice to know that I can.”
― Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy on the First Date

“Sure, I had been accused of murder by my family and was wrapped up in a bizarre investigation, but there were such cute boys involved. Hey, I try to look on the bright side.”
― Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy on the First Date

“You have to understand, the blood we drink every day to stay alive comes out of a jar in the refrigerator. It is the very definition of gross.”
― Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy on the First Date

“If you were dying...
If you were sixteen and dying...
If your blood was spilling out of you, calling to them, the creatures of the night, and you knew you were dying...
If you saw their pale faces and the gleam of sharp teeth in the moonlight, and you felt your blood spilling warmly over your hands, and you knew beyond any doubt that you were dying...
Wouldn’t you say yes?
Yes, turn me.
Yes, I want to live.
Yes... make me one of you.”
― Tamara Summers, Never Bite a Boy on the First Date