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“You should never let a silly detail such as not getting attacked with a cake fork stand in the way of a little well-deserved sexy time.”
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“A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.”
― London, the Doggy and Me
― London, the Doggy and Me
“If you can’t be of good character, write a good character.”
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“No matter how slinky your lingerie, a sticker between the brows will always kill the mood.”
― A Splendid Salmagundi
― A Splendid Salmagundi
“I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere.”
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“You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.”
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“My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley.”
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“When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.”
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“My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.”
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