Salmagundi Quotes

“While I prepared to poison my girlfriend, I sorted through the previous day’s post”
― Andrew K. Lawston, A Splendid Salmagundi

“The Troll was well over seven feet tall, and smelled of body odour and Germolene.”
― Andrew Barrett, A Splendid Salmagundi

“No matter how slinky your lingerie, a sticker between the brows will always kill the mood.”
― Rosen Trevithick, A Splendid Salmagundi

“That night, the sea had invaded the land.”
― Lexie Conyngham, A Splendid Salmagundi

“Scream… please scream; it thrills me so.”
― Cornelius Harker

“She stares at him, standing with a group of people by the five-metre high chocolate fountain”
― David Wailing, A Splendid Salmagundi