Marita Fowler > Quotes

“Release the chickens!” All hell broke loose.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“she liked to collect figurines, read science fiction novels and dreamed of going to Dragon Con”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“Rochambeau”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“Wicans”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“Princesses’s”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Bodyguards

“pressed the doorbell.  A male chauvinist door chime echo’d through the house. “Woman, git the damned door. Woman, git the damned door.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“we were paired up for self image affirmation. We spent ten minutes repeating scripted dialogue before we decided we were both very happy with our image.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“Hola,” the policeman greeted our boobs.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Bodyguards

“The elevating testosterone levels were starting to smother me. I contemplated shooting myself in the leg to get out of it,”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“The overactive little boy seized the opportunity and punched the man in the groin, dropping him to the ground. The other two kids started jumping up and down on him like a trampoline.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Bodyguards

“Pabts Blue Ribbon”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“I looked at Eric hoping he’d intervene before this became a safety report full of shanking and broken hips.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“Buck set two Michelob Lights on the counter.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“I felt spiders crawling along my spine and quickly glanced over my shoulder. Someone’s watching us.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Bodyguards

“Dr. Doolittle-Diona Warwick”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“I still can’t believe there’s a strip club in a town called Pinch,”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“Turret's Syndrome”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“Wait. Her best friend slept with her husband, so she divorced him and married her best friend’s husband?” he asked.  “I guess they have rednecks in Switzerland too cause that’s some Jerry Springer stuff,”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“tears stung my eyes.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Bodyguards

“BAM! A squirrel bites a boob!”  We both shuddered thinking about a crazed squirrel swinging by the teeth from our boobs.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“all I could do was look from her to his chest. Thick tufts of dark hair poked through the holes like fishnets on a Grizzly bear.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Bodyguards

“Who are you?” The pilot asked his hand paused above the throttle.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Bodyguards

“A thin, must’veched man”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“I’m confused. Is she asking me to explain the science of dust bunny procreation? Or is she implying that there was a dust bunny saboteur trying to topple her from power?”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“A light breeze snapped the giant ENTRANCE sign taunt”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“I’m not going to get caught running from the devil in heeled boots.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“Happy Birthday Hooker! Ready to get sideways?” Ulyssa asked”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“he just stofod there”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Bodyguards

“When Ulyssa’s mom kicked into guilt overdrive she always overemphasized her Italian accent and started talking about saints. It always worked. If she was in Star Wars, she would have been Darth Guilt.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins

“I scanned and bagged the boxed wine, duct tape, condoms, chocolates, and denture cream.”
― Marita Fowler, Fat Assassins