Jason Krumbine > Quotes

“Secrets and deceptions are the best foundation for a relationship, I don't care what anyone says.”
― Jason Krumbine, Just Dial 911 for Assistance

“Christian allegories are a dime a dozen. You can find them in any story, if you look hard enough. Even Harry Potter.”
― Jason Krumbine, Just Dial 911 for Assistance

“Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam.”
― Jason Krumbine, Just Dial 911 for Assistance

“Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.”
― Jason Krumbine, Just Dial 911 for Assistance

“Delusions are a vital part of my existence.”
― Jason Krumbine, Just Dial 911 for Assistance

“Denial is an essential part of my existence. Without it, I am nothing.”
― Jason Krumbine, Just Dial 911 for Assistance

“Oh, wait a minute, I was supposed to be cutting back on the self-delusion, wasn't I? Whoops.”
― Jason Krumbine, Just Dial 911 for Assistance

“This is going to be so awesome,” Summer said. “I can feel it in my toes. My excitement toes are tingling.”
― Jason Krumbine, The Impossible Rescue

“Faith threw her hands up. “Okay. I give up!”

Summer smiled. “Does that mean I win?”

“Sure,” Faith said.

“Yay!” Summer exclaimed. “What do I win? Do I win a unicorn? I think I should totally win a unicorn. But a real one, not a fake one.”
― Jason Krumbine, The Impossible Rescue

“This is messed up six ways till Sunday,” Brooke”
― Jason Krumbine, One Stiletto in the Grave