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“You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.”
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“If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional.”
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“If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.”
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“I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now.”
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“If you had one more brain cell, it would be lonely.”
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“I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”
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“As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?”
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“You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.”
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“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
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“Someday you'll find yourself, and will you be disappointed.”
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“I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is happiness.”
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“If I throw a stick, will you go away?”
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“If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony.”
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“She thinks she's a siren, but she looks more like a false alarm.”
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“Anybody who told you to just be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.”
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“If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.”
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“I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.”
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“I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?”
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“You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since.”
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“Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?”
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“The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.”
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“You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.”
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“You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.”
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“You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.”
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“Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.”
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“16. I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.”
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“Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.”
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“Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop.”
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“He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.”
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“Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?”
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