L.D. Davis > Quotes

“You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Wait! Did you sleep with any of my boyfriends?"

"No, I promise."

"Okay, good," she said, relieved.

"I just made out with one."

"You see?" Tabitha said. "She's a whore bag."

"Cum bucket," Mayson nodded in agreement.

"You guys," Donya made a disgusted sound. "Can we save the name calling for later? I want to hear the hoe's story.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Anyone who can rationalize love through intellect, has no idea what love is, for it is an emotion, and cannot be rationalized. For love is crazy.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Every day I am thankful for Luke, the real love of my life, my Prince Charming, my rescuer. He saved me from my biggest enemy, myself.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“You're making this really hard for me," he said quietly, holding my face in his hands.

"So maybe you should give in."

"I don't want you to think that's all I want from you."

"What else do you want from me?"

"Everything," he whispered and brushed his lips against mine.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“In a cab back in Jersey, I finally answered one of thirty-three of Kyle's text messages (he called forty-seven times, I shit you not. Who does that!)”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“You love me, but you don't want me," he said with such sadness, I burst into tears.

While crying, I had the biggest orgasm of my life as Luke held me tighter than ever and rocked into me and climaxed with me. He wiped at my tears.

"I didn't mean to make you cry," he said.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Dad, why did you marry a crazy woman?" I asked after the usual pleasantries. "I didn't know she was crazy before I married her. By the time I found out, she was already knocked up and it was too late.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“You're flying to Chicago to get drunk and have other women shake their boobs in your face."

"If it bothers you, I won't go," he said seriously.

"No," I kicked at the table leg. "It doesn't bother me. Maybe I'm just jealous."

"Jealous? You're not the jealous type."

"Maybe I want boobs shaken in my face.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“He looked up at me, stuttered a few times, and then seemed to forget what he was saying altogether. I didn't say anything, or act surprised that he stopped talking. I just stared at him, feeling my heart pounding in my throat.

"Wow." He said.

"What?"

"You just left me speechless.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“I don't know which one is the real you," I said. "Are you more like Kyle the dick or Kyle the good guy?”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Why are you asking me now?" I asked. "Why didn't you ask me before?"

"You seemed a little...unstable," Mayson said. "Now you seem to be more like yourself...which is still...rather unstable.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Who lives in a pineapple under your jeans?" He sang softly. "SpongeBob booty pants!" He ended his little song with a soft slap to my rear.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“I sounded so bad ass, but I was really weak, tired, and pretty much shattered inside. If he gave me a hard time, I was going to jump across the table and try to kill him with my water bottle.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“I love you, Emmy, scars and all.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line.”
― L.D. Davis, Pieces of Rhys

“Coming from a guy who wasn't always nice to women, he's only going to treat you the way you let him. If you continue to be tolerant of circumstances, he's not going to have a reason to change”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“You can sit around for years wondering “What if I had gone the other way” and you will never have a true answer.”
― L.D. Davis, Tethered

“No, you started this shit. I don't know how they do it in Rhode Island, but here in Jersey, bitches get stitches for talking shit and fucking with something they shouldn't.”
― L.D. Davis, Pieces of Rhys

“I couldn't tell you what was happening on the TV screen. My eyes saw the pictures, but could not register what was happening, especially since my eyes kept falling on Luke. I knew that he knew that I was watching him because he grinned and threw a cookie at me without taking his eyes off the screen.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“I have a confession," he said softly.

"Oh no," I sighed. "It's not about the gloves is it?"

"No," he grinned, and gave me a quick peck on the lips. "I've seriously been crushing on you for about three years."

"Really?" I was genuinely surprised. His asking me out a few times never equated to a crush to me. I knew he probably liked me a little, but I didn't think he had a crush on me.

"Okay, maybe more than crushing. I'm pretty sure I've had some pretty strong feelings for you for a long time.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“You wanted to live your own life, Donya, and I fully expected to find you satisfied with your decision. Instead, I find you smoking cigarettes and practically emaciated. You said you didn't want to be your mother, but you are. You're just another version of her. get your shit together, Donya, and prove to me that breaking our hearts was worth it.”
― L.D. Davis, Tethered

“Esmeralda, don’t blame your brother for his girlfriend’s lack of wits,” Sam admonished.”
― L.D. Davis, Tethered

“You can take care of him," she insisted. This was madness. This was a true example of temporary insanity.

"I can't."

"Why not?" She demanded.

"Umm...I don't...like..." I couldn't say diapers. I had my own baby! "I don't like... black... babies...”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“We will always be tethered.       The End”
― L.D. Davis, Tethered

“The road to your destination is not always a straight shot. Sometimes the road splits off into different directions and you have to choose.”
― L.D. Davis, Tethered

“I haven't slept with him, Mom." I whispered, lying through my teeth. I just didn't want to discuss my sex life with her. She would probably critique my oral skills or something.
"I should have known. You don't sleep with anybody. That's why you can't keep a man.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Some men are born to do great, extraordinary things. I am one of those men, because I was born to love you, and aside from the love we have for our children, there is nothing else in the universe that is greater or more extraordinary than loving you. You are the only person who can complete me. You are the only home my heart knows.”
― L.D. Davis, Tethered

“Do you want me to stop?" he whispered. "If you seriously want me to stop-"

"No," I whispered.

"Do you want me to go slow?"

I shook my head. Negative.

"I don't want to hurt you."

I pulled his face to mine and kissed him deeply and passionately.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“I hope Kyle Sterling rips your heart out of your chest and makes you choke on it.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose