Emmy Quotes

“You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Wait! Did you sleep with any of my boyfriends?"

"No, I promise."

"Okay, good," she said, relieved.

"I just made out with one."

"You see?" Tabitha said. "She's a whore bag."

"Cum bucket," Mayson nodded in agreement.

"You guys," Donya made a disgusted sound. "Can we save the name calling for later? I want to hear the hoe's story.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Every day I am thankful for Luke, the real love of my life, my Prince Charming, my rescuer. He saved me from my biggest enemy, myself.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“You're making this really hard for me," he said quietly, holding my face in his hands.

"So maybe you should give in."

"I don't want you to think that's all I want from you."

"What else do you want from me?"

"Everything," he whispered and brushed his lips against mine.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“In a cab back in Jersey, I finally answered one of thirty-three of Kyle's text messages (he called forty-seven times, I shit you not. Who does that!)”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“You love me, but you don't want me," he said with such sadness, I burst into tears.

While crying, I had the biggest orgasm of my life as Luke held me tighter than ever and rocked into me and climaxed with me. He wiped at my tears.

"I didn't mean to make you cry," he said.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“You're flying to Chicago to get drunk and have other women shake their boobs in your face."

"If it bothers you, I won't go," he said seriously.

"No," I kicked at the table leg. "It doesn't bother me. Maybe I'm just jealous."

"Jealous? You're not the jealous type."

"Maybe I want boobs shaken in my face.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“You're beautifully naive Emmy... I don't want to change that”
― Julie Hockley, Crow's Row

“Why are you asking me now?" I asked. "Why didn't you ask me before?"

"You seemed a little...unstable," Mayson said. "Now you seem to be more like yourself...which is still...rather unstable.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“I don't know which one is the real you," I said. "Are you more like Kyle the dick or Kyle the good guy?”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Unless you lock me in here, you can't expect me to barricade myself in your room when your gone all the time."
Cameron smiled ruefully.
"Why not? You could sit here counting the minutes til I came home after a hard day's work and made your wait worthwhile”
― Julie Hockley, Crow's Row

“I sounded so bad ass, but I was really weak, tired, and pretty much shattered inside. If he gave me a hard time, I was going to jump across the table and try to kill him with my water bottle.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“I have a confession," he said softly.

"Oh no," I sighed. "It's not about the gloves is it?"

"No," he grinned, and gave me a quick peck on the lips. "I've seriously been crushing on you for about three years."

"Really?" I was genuinely surprised. His asking me out a few times never equated to a crush to me. I knew he probably liked me a little, but I didn't think he had a crush on me.

"Okay, maybe more than crushing. I'm pretty sure I've had some pretty strong feelings for you for a long time.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“I couldn't tell you what was happening on the TV screen. My eyes saw the pictures, but could not register what was happening, especially since my eyes kept falling on Luke. I knew that he knew that I was watching him because he grinned and threw a cookie at me without taking his eyes off the screen.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“You can take care of him," she insisted. This was madness. This was a true example of temporary insanity.

"I can't."

"Why not?" She demanded.

"Umm...I don't...like..." I couldn't say diapers. I had my own baby! "I don't like... black... babies...”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Forget the fact that he was the first person I had slept with in almost a year or that even though I was drunk I remembered it clearly (and it was effing fantastic!) Forget the fact that I had a hickey for the first time since high school on my neck under the scarf I was wearing, tied around my dumb neck.”
― L.D. Davis, Accidentally on Purpose

“Emmy.”
― Emmy

“[On his Emmy win] I thought ‘ah, very, very nice’ and then I went to sleep.”
― Martin Freeman