T. Baggins > Quotes

“The idea that everything happens for a reason comes from people who've been lucky all their lives.”
― T. Baggins, Fifteen Shades of Gay [For Pay]

“The idea that everything happens for a reason comes from people who’ve been lucky all their lives.”
― T. Baggins, Fifteen Shades of Gay [For Pay]

“In his early days at University, he'd been too green to realize winning debates, even private ones, would lose him friends.”
― T. Baggins, Soulless

“But I—forgive me. I have to know." Nicholas swallowed hard. It was humiliating. But he was a scientist, trained to observe and question everything. "Will you bugger me?"
Ban's laugh sounded genuine. "The Devil take you for French baggage! Do you realize Martha asked me the very same question, or near as makes no difference? See what your influence has wrought. Tell me, Nicky, have you ever enjoyed even a thimbleful of diversion before opening your accursed mouth?"
"But I have to know," Nicholas repeated earnestly. "How shall I prepare myself? What if I scream? What if I shit?"
"What if I dash your brains out? In a no doubt useless bid for peace," Ban countered, dark eyes snapping with amusement. "God's teeth. To the stairs. At once!”
― T. Baggins, Soulless

“Trying to make rules for adults is messy, especially when some are rich, some are poor, some are reliable, and some are deadbeats.”
― T. Baggins, Fifteen Shades of Gay [For Pay]

“You have a martyr complex, you know that?" "Course I do. I'm Catholic".”
― T. Baggins, Protection

“Evil, like goodness, is a malady found only within the ranks of mankind, which must strive for greater enlightenment.”
― T. Baggins, Soulless

“Nicholas might almost have believed he sought to—well, ingratiate himself in some suggestive, almost obscene way, as a man might ingratiate himself to a woman. Surely that was impossible. Still, when Nicholas spoke, his discomfort was obvious. "You have a queer stare, sir.”
― T. Baggins, Soulless

“It was like his daily masturbation - possibly wrong, possibly juvenile and borderline deviant, but something he required to keep from going mad.”
― T. Baggins, Something Different