Tai Odunsi > Quotes

“Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.”
― Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

“Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.”
― Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

“I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart.”
― Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

“…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast:
 
Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously.”
― Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

“…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.”
― Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

“She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.”
― Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

“In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand her. She's always going on and on about her weekend trips with the other goddesses to the island of Lesbos.”
― Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

“This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.”
― Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

“Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.”
― Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

“Never wear a shoe that doesn't fits you.”
― Tai