Ridley Pearson > Quotes

“Always trust computer games.”
― Ridley Pearson

“Smee, you are a supreme idjit."
"Aye, Cap'n.”
― Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson

“I... do... not... do... lightning.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn

“If you don't believe in yourself, who will?' ~Maybeck”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“There's a fine line between imagination and reality. An inventor dreams something up, and pretty soon, it's there on the table before him. A science-fiction writer envisions another world, and then some space probe finds it. If you believe in something strongly enough, I think you can make it happen.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“Who's Chernabog?" Grumbled Maybeck.
Philby answered,"Only the most powerful villian Walt Disney ever created.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn

“The boys had asked why, if it acted slowly, was it called quicksand. The Mollusks had replied that, as far as they were concerned, most English names for things were silly. The word that they used for quicksand was a deep grunt that translated roughly to "uh-oh.”
― Ridley Pearson, Peter and the Shadow Thieves

“What do you care more about? The kids or your hair?”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn

“He likes you, too." Finn repeated. "And don't tell me to shut up."
"Shut up!"
-Kingdom Keepers, Shell Game”
― Ridley Pearson

“Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn

“Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney in Shadow

“Being a fiction writer is really like being an actor, because if you're going to write convincingly it has to sound right and play right. The only way that works is to emotionally and technically act out and see the scene you're in.
There's no better job in the world, because when I sit down at that computer I'm the world's best forensics expert, if that's what I'm writing about that day. Or I'm some crazed psycho running down a dark alley.
Or I'm a gorgeous woman looking to find a man that night. Whatever! But I'm all of those things, every day. How can you beat that?”
― Ridley Pearson

“But listen up Alex Rider.....”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney in Shadow

“Jez had gone from an evil twin to a sweet, even angelic, girl, all in less than a minute.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn

“Wayne was one of the worst drivers Finn had ever met. The bus nearly sideswiped two cars, then veered left and scraped its wheels against the curb, before smashing back down the roadway.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“I'm a big girl, Finn.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“What is that in his hand?"
"A cleaver. As in-"
"Butcher's knife."
"You got it."
"I hope not."
"He does not look happy."
"Are you sure it's a he?"
"I don't want to know.”
― Ridley Pearson

“SHUT UP!...PADDLE!”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“Finn whispered, "What has a head, thorax, and abdomen, but stands six feet tall?"
"A snowman?”
― Ridley Pearson Shell Game

“When I do things I shouldn't do, my mother says I need a new pair of glasses -- that I should be be looking differently at the choices I make.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“You can’t get any ‘cooler’ than Disney World.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“They're sending us fake notes. They're threatening our lives. Now, supposedly the of us, as Disney Hosts, represent some serious financials for the company. Why else would they install us on your ship? Give us a free cruise? We make them money: as guides, with merchandise, video games, books."

"We're waiting for the movie," Finn added.”
― Ridley Pearson, Dark Passage

“You will leave now," said Grdankl the Strong. "Go! Do not be afraid! If you die, it is okay!”
― Ridley Pearson, Science Fair

“So does that mean we get Eric, too?" Willa said. "Because Eric is definitely hot, and if I had my choice I'd take Eric over some white-haired king merman any day.”
― Ridley Pearson, Shell Game

“Okay, so let's run faster.”
― Ridley Pearson

“MEN, Charlene said.
Leave that to you! Willa quipped.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“Well, listen, Obi-Wan," Philby said sarcastically. "Why don't you tell me and Luke here where to find him, and we'll make for hyperspace.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“The crowd groaned. "Nice job doofus!" Finn said.”
― Ridley Pearson, Shell Game

“So planning something big."
"If this is the work of the Overtakers, we've never seen anything like it."
"It is," a voice said behind them. Maybeck slipped in alongside of them.
"You about scared the pee out of me!" Charlene complained.”
― Ridley Pearson

“Also not the kind of place to hide a server."
"Is that another pun?" She asked.
"No! I swear! I didn't mean that one."

~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5”
― Ridley Pearson