Koala Quotes

“Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney in Shadow

“They say koala bears have tiny brains and eat grass. I say to be good at golf you must go full koala bear, and forget about all the greens you've chewed up and focus only on this hole and this swing.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“If you were an animal, what would you be?"

"A phoenix," I said, without even giving it some thought. My hand shot to my broken flame ring, turning it on my thumb. West nodded. I didn't know why, but somehow I had a feeling he knew exactly what I was talking about.

"You?" I asked.

"Koala. I'd get to sleep all day, but still be cute as fuck, so getting laid wouldn't be an issue.”
― L.J. Shen, Playing with Fire

“your fur is as soft as a butterfly's wings”
― Shea Cullen, Beauty: A story about how love transforms how we see the world.