Dick Wybrow > Quotes

“Nature" doesn't really have intentions, per se. Nature is a drunk waking up from a weekend bender, ambling through a messy kitchen in a pair of mismatched slippers, seeing its car in the neighbor's pool and saying, "Ah good. It was dirty. Just the thing.”
― Pat Connid, The Vault Matrix #1

“The bike’s curved windshield looked as though it had turned into a terrifying wraparound HD screen. A television with just one channel and only one program called Falling to My Death.”
― Dick Wybrow, Hell Inc.

“Minnesota doesn’t sound scary, but if you ever saw Garrison Keillor coming at you down a dark alley gnawing on a deep-fried Snickers, you’d be shitting kittens.”
― Dick Wybrow, The InBetween

“I never thought Minneapolis would be more dangerous than Chicago. Never sounded terribly dangerous. The city’s name always sounded a bit like what you might name a lapdog that pisses itself when the doorbell rings.”
― Dick Wybrow, The InBetween

“He’d made a rule, ten years earlier, that the Grimsby Grumman Saloon didn’t open until eleven. That is, on weekdays. Weekends were all his, so on those two glorious days, it was a twenty-four-hour establishment.”
― Dick Wybrow, The InBetween

“Dark chapters of human history were written by idiot herds taking society’s toboggan down Holy Shit Mountain.”
― Dick Wybrow, Hell Inc.

“Chickens are very angry creatures. I expect this is because they know their fate, which often involves mayo.”
― Dick Wybrow, Kane Unmanned

“Atlanta can be a beautiful city with all the blooms and foliage, but even if you don’t have allergies, in Atlanta, you got allergies.”
― Dick Wybrow, Hell Inc.

“It is very hard to get used to this pug body. And I constantly have the urge to lick my genitals.”
― Dick Wybrow, Kane

“This is the currency of one’s true thoughts. I interpret these while also taking in the human words. Trusting my instincts, which have always served me well.”
― Dick Wybrow, Kane

“Mighty hunter!” The woman behind the stone slab calls out to me with her words and expression. “How may I serve you, my better?”
― Dick Wybrow, Kane

“Some of that, I’d rather forget.” “Ah, try to hold onto the part where you got out of it. The victory at the end. Or if not victory, just the fact you survived it.”
― Dick Wybrow, Kane

“You gotta remember, the only thing a regret is… is wondering what would have happened had you done something else. But that says you did something. You made a choice. Right or wrong, you picked a path and went that way.”
― Dick Wybrow, Hell Inc: The Complete Series, Books 1-9

“Hotels were just airlines that couldn’t flap their arms fast enough—”
― Dick Wybrow, Hell Inc.

“Technology made life easier, no question. But it just might rob us of some accidental magic we might have discovered along the way as well.”
― Dick Wybrow, Kane Unleashed

“eyeballed my car. “He put one of them boxes on my car”
― Dick Wybrow, Kane

“So, to answer your question, there may be others that approach you from, let’s say, the competition. A wee bit of a power struggle at the moment for control of the underworld. Nothing to be concerned about.” “Right. Two devils fighting it out for control of Hell.” “Hardly,” he said and chuffed. “Actually, considering where our world is right now… that explains a lot.”
― Dick Wybrow, Hell Inc: The Complete Series, Books 1-9

“When you point a finger at somethin’, you got three pointing back… and one at God.”
― Dick Wybrow, Hell Inc.