Mara Jacobs > Quotes

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. ~ Victor Borge”
― Mara Jacobs, Totally Worth Christmas

“Like they said, when you have a boy you worry about one boy, when you have a girl…you worry about all the boys.”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Weight

“quietly practiced a street twang. I tried to conjure up all the female badasses I’ve seen in the movies”
― Mara Jacobs, Against The Odds

“What daddies did for their little girls, never mind if their babies were ten or thirty-five.”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Weight

“When she nearly set her hair on fire leaning across the candlelit table to whisper something to him that could easily have been said at a normal level, Darío was determined to put her out of her own misery. For her own safety, as well as for the fact that it was painful to watch her demonstration.”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Drive

“collect the bet and meet you”
― Mara Jacobs, Against The Odds

“Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. ~ Doug Larson”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth The Fall

“Lizzie led Katie to the bleachers that overlooked the driving range. They settled onto seats in the first row and both started to look at the day’s pairing sheet that they’d taken from the attendant at the gate.”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Drive

“My heart started beating a little faster and I tried to remember if I’d seen him on campus before today”
― Mara Jacobs, In Too Deep

“went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. ~ Rodney Dangerfield”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth The Fall

“All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse. ~ John Quincy Adams”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth The Lies

“A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. ~ Author Unknown”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth The Fall

“You keep the house. I’ll keep the Hummer. The rest we can figure out later.”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Drive

“She was the keeper of other people’s secrets—her own as well.”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Weight

“We were happily married for eight months.  Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. ~ Nick Faldo, professional golfer”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Drive

“I love you, Lily Spaulding. I have no idea what my future holds. Hell, I’m not even sure what the next month holds. But I am deeply…deeply…in love with you.”
― Mara Jacobs, In Too Deep

“I played as much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short.  It usually falls on a Tuesday.  ~ Mike Morley, pro golfer from North Dakota”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Drive

“Lizard, there is no way the guy is interested. First of all I shake his crotch instead of his hand when we’re introduced. Then I get drunk. I fall asleep in his car and drool all over myself. Then I pass out on him in an elevator seconds after I tell him his arms are the”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Drive

“Sometimes muted colors are the prettiest ones, the most beautiful. Sometimes bright colors hurt your eyes if you look at them for too long.”
― Mara Jacobs, In Too Deep

“He kissed me, so, so sweetly. It was a kiss full of thanks and acceptance,”
― Mara Jacobs, In Too Deep

“collected the runners up from the bed.”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Weight

“She could hear her brothers goofing off on the other side of the large, circular lookout. Maybe they’d take their games too far and fall off the side of the mountain and she’d at least have the backseat to herself for the interminable ride home.”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Effort

“God, Liz. I…I can’t believe it’s you,” the shock was evident in his voice. “You’re so…so…old.” His hand left hers as he covered his eyes, shaking his head. “I mean. I didn’t mean.”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Weight

“I don’t sing because I am happy; I am happy because I sing. ~ William James”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth The Fall

“There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. ~ Josh Billings”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth The Lies

“come back since even though Eino, understanding his loss, told”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Weight

“I’m an… old friend of Huck’s.” “Yes, he’s told me.” Kelsey leaned even closer to Janie, and the table came to a complete hush. “I’m going to say this only once. If you don’t get the message, then that’s on you, and whatever shit rains down on you, you brought on yourself, hear me?” A stunned Janie only nodded. Huck was so shocked he couldn’t even jump in, not that Kelsey needed him to. “Then here it is, Janie. Huck is mine. I don’t share what’s mine. So… fuck off.”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth The Lies

“The thing about lying is, it is quite exhausting -you have to remember a lot. ~ Rupert Everett”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth The Lies

“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. ~ Greg Norman, professional golfer”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth the Drive

“Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. ~ Khalil Gilbran”
― Mara Jacobs, Worth The Price