Ashton Cartwright > Quotes

“No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.” —Edgar Watson Howe”
― Ashton Cartwright, Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss!

“Contrary to what you read in romance novels, humans are messy and complex creatures, constantly beset by their own neuroses, addictions, delusions and bad habits. And those are their good points.”
― Ashton Cartwright, Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss!

“Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.” —Matt Groening”
― Ashton Cartwright, Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss!

“When one is in love one begins by deceiving one’s self. And one ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.” —Oscar Wilde”
― Ashton Cartwright, Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss!

“Love is: A. The number one cause of weight gain. B. A trick done with mirrors. C. Exactly as bad as you expected. Exactly. ~~~~~”
― Ashton Cartwright, Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss!

“Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.” —William Shakespeare”
― Ashton Cartwright, Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss!