Cassandra Gannon > Quotes

“We all know we’re doomed, but whining about it won’t help.  Just quietly resign yourself to death.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“I have no idea why hitting people when their backs are turned has such a bad reputation.  I’ve always found it most effective.” ”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“…And I want someone emotionally available.' He slanted her a glare. 'I'm emotionally available.' 'You outlawed Valentine's Day, Avenant.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“We have religious differences." Marrok allowed. "I want him to rot in hell and he disagrees.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Wonderful.” Avenant rolled his eyes. “Letty’s killed the doctor. Now I’ll have to start all over with training another one to stand when I enter a room. It’ll take weeks.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“He just hoped to kill them without his wife noticing.  A stack of dead bodies would be a terrible way to start a honeymoon, when your bride thought you were “kind” and “gentle.”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“In a weird way, he no longer found the share circle so annoying. Well, he still found them annoying, but it was more of a familiar, low-grade annoyance, now. Almost like they were his annoyances.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“The door to the courtroom burst open and Lancelot swept in. Dressed in a full suit of armour, the idiot looked like an idiot. His idiot blond hair and idiot chiseled jaw line further contributed to his idiocy. The idiot cleft on his too pretty face and the idiot swagger to his too swaggering proclaimed to anyone that he was the biggest idiot in the kingdom. And, given that the Northlands was full to bursting with idiots, that was quite a feat of idiocy.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“So that’s when the witch somehow pulled off her own restraint and flung herself at me like a beautiful and deadly panther. I think she’d seen my stupid clipboard and realized that I’d been writing down sordid lies about her mental state. I’m very jealous of her, you see, and use my middle management position…”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“It seems the two of them had a falling out, and the dragon feels betrayed. What kind of idiot would betray a dragon?”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Let’s skip the Zen shit and just get back to the killing each other part.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“How is it my fault that his name sounds like low-grade pornography? Blame his dumbass parents.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“Esmeralda?” Scarlett turned to the witch next. “Don’t you want to do magic, again?”

“Of course I do! It’s the only thing I dream of. Casting spells… Turning people into frogs… Genetically engineering my gingerbread army…”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Sad really.” Avenant mused. “Trevelyan was part of a majestic race. Doomed and enslaved by lesser beings, but majestic, none the less.” His gaze swept over the rest of the group with a sigh. “I know the feeling well.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“And not the semi-intelligent golden-egg laying geese. The regular stupid kind.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Mostly Robin is in that ‘ex-boyfriend space,’ where you forget he exists for months at a time and then suddenly you remember and you’re embarrassed all over again that you ever liked him, in the first place.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Seducing the Sheriff of Nottingham

“Unless she got Mel and Slade back together in the next twenty-four hours, the human race would be enslaved forever and Kara would never see a television set again. No, no, no, no, no.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Not Another Vampire Book

“I think she just insulted me.' Marrok looked down at Scarlett. 'That doesn't show empathy for my ego-construct.'
'If it makes you feel any better, I think you're capable of unimaginably cruel and twisted things.' Letty assured him.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“No one will stop you if you seem confident. They'll be too afraid of looking a fool if they question you. Always act as if you know exactly what you're doing and you can get away with anything. T'is the secret of life.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Ghost Walk

“Are you planning to get married?' She finally asked. 'Like to someone in particular?' He shrugged. 'Aren't most marriages to someone in particular?”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“But, someone told me that you’re a kind, gentle, and honorable man.  That I should come here and you’d help me. Midas squinted.  “Were they taking drugs at the time?”
― Cassandra Gannon, The Kingpin of Camelot

“Gryphons only take willing people to their villages, right?  Didn’t you tell me that?” “Of course.”  Trystan agreed seriously.  “We keep our captives until they are willing.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Best Knight Ever

“Does that mean you won’t be building me a castle in our new kingdom?”  He pouted.  “Because, your grandmother said I could be prince of the Enchanted Forest.  She’s going to steal me a crown and everything.  We have it all planned.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“He didn't look happy about it, but he stopped threatening shoe-murder.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“He always tried to read the same books she did.  The past few weeks, she’d been fascinated with pottery, which wasn’t so bad.  For several months last year she’d been very into quilting, though.  Jesus, that had been a tough time.  Literally, no one on the planet could write an interesting article on quilting.  Nicholas had been struggling to stay awake, as he learned the difference between a four-patch star block and a pinwheel flower pattern. Being an obsessed stalker was hard work, at times.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Seducing the Sheriff of Nottingham

“Well, first off, she’s not a psychotic bitch.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Men face it, eager for death.' 'We're all eager for your death.' Avenant assured him.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“Kidnapping a Reluctant Bride:  Traditional Meet-Cute or First-Degree Felony Abduction? You decide in our insta-poll!”
― Cassandra Gannon, Seducing the Sheriff of Nottingham

“Such a shame that a dashing, valiant exterior was wasted on a complete asshole.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Your people’s concept of virginity interests me.” “Well, there’s a conversation starter you don’t hear every day.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Best Knight Ever