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“Brian, there's a message in my alphabet soup. It says oooooooo."
"Peter, those are cheerios.”
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"Peter, those are cheerios.”
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“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading”
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“Hey Lois.”
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“I'm The Most Non-Competitive. So I Win.”
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“You cant spell overreacting with out ovary, because you are a girl”
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“Sir, I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I'm not sir, and that sir is an idiot.”
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“At first I didn't believe in women and unicorns but that was before I knew about the power of chick stuff and before I knew Vageena Hertz.”
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