Peter Griffin Quotes

“This is life, the one you get so go and have a ball, because the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have my opening statement..sit ubu sit. Good dog.”
― Seth MacFarlane, Family Guy: Peter Griffin's Guide to the Holidays

“At first I didn't believe in women and unicorns but that was before I knew about the power of chick stuff and before I knew Vageena Hertz.”
― Peter Griffin