Rodney Lacroix > Quotes

“My town has an "Adult" store that's been there for a while, despite the fact that a lot of people protested it during the planning stages, because they thought it would bring drugs and hookers and cheap used furniture into town. Wait. That's Craigslist. Nevermind.”
― Rodney Lacroix, Things Go Wrong For Me (when life hands you lemons, add vodka): Ridiculously true tales from a comedian's haywire life

“to you. Well, not really a gift. I mean, you conceivably bought this book. So I guess you're giving ME a gift of money, and in return I'm sharing my stories and hopefully making you laugh, so I think we should call it a”
― Rodney Lacroix, Things Go Wrong For Me: when life hands you lemons, add vodka

“Parenting is all about killing time until the kids are old enough to move out,”
― Rodney Lacroix, Romantic as Hell - Tales of Woe, Tips of Woo

“approach as the subject matter. Turning to my publisher/ editor, I asked him what I should write next, and he simply said: "Write what you know." With that advice in mind, I started writing a book about erectile dysfunction. Unfortunately, it ended up as a small pile of sticky-notes with sad-faced penis drawings on them, all stained with my tears.”
― Rodney Lacroix, Romantic As Hell - Tales of Woe, Tips of Woo