Jonathan Kieran > Quotes

“Libations are for the gods. Cocktails are for mere mortals.”
― Jonathan Kieran, Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy

“I'm a kindhearted but highly competitive pragmatist. When I seek to win something, I always make certain it's never at the expense of anything more serious than the inadequate efforts of others.”
― Jonathan Kieran

“It was waiting. Waiting for all the world to arrive, as if all the world had been expected to arrive.”
― Jonathan Kieran, Wistwood

“A book that is written for the quirky, mischievous, and decidedly irreverent-minded modern reader, Confessions from the Comments Section will appeal to anyone who enjoys a clever, no-holds-barred roast of our contemporary cultural chaos.”
― Jonathan Kieran, Confessions From The Comments Section: The Secret Lives of Internet Commenters and Other Pop Culture Zombies

“The footsteps of Western Civilization are currently hobbled by a serious case of fallen arches.”
― Jonathan Kieran

“There may come a day when internet comments sections are deemed, for the good of humanity and the sanity of civilization in general, to be a form of biohazard or metaphysical catastrophe.”
― Jonathan Kieran, Confessions From The Comments Section: The Secret Lives of Internet Commenters and Other Pop Culture Zombies