K.F. Breene > Quotes

“Did you fall off the logic truck and hit your head on stupid?”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“Quit analyzing me. My crazy needs no definition.”
― K.F. Breene, Braving the Elements

“Good. Come along you lot. And stay in pairs. You look like shit after someone ate beans. I will need more swear words, too; I love the startled faces when I use them.”
― K.F. Breene, Chosen

“Life is a battle we cannot win. The question becomes, do we want to go down peacefully, or fight until our last breath? I choose to fight.”
― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses

“I probably will see humor in someone kicking your ass. But I promise to avenge you right after I stop laughing.”
― K.F. Breene, Raised in Fire

“Just FYI, in case you need a barometer reading on the day’s suckery, it is high. Very high. There is a shitstorm warning in effect.”
― K.F. Breene, Fused in Fire

“Who said anything about marriage? Good Lord, no. Do yourself a favor: don’t move in with him. Then he’ll be expecting you to cook and clean—no. Just take him for a spin and return him if he breaks. That’s the best bet.”
― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire

“Who has two thumbs and brought a gun to a magic fight? This girl!”
― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire

“Fashion excuses common sense?”
― K.F. Breene, Chosen

“A necklace is a great way to allow someone to choke you without having to bring their own supplies,” she muttered.”
― K.F. Breene, Chosen

“You read too much.” “Is there such a thing?” “You daydream too much, then.”
― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses

“Everyone is crazy. It’s the people who go with it, and admit it, that you can trust. So you be crazy, girl. Give that rat bastard hell.”
― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire

“being referred to as a woman is a compliment, not a put-down. Women can handle all the banes of existence, including being called the bane of existence, and keep on trucking. Our fragile egos don’t cause war and famine.”
― K.F. Breene, Natural Witch

“They hadn’t said what he’d died from, but I hoped it was gangrene of the dick.”
― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses

“thank fuck, we found her! I thought for sure she was hiding in the men’s bathroom again!” As she let them lead her away, Sanders frothing in her wake, she said, “Fuck? It seems you’ve been tight-lipped about a very important swear word. Explain.”
― K.F. Breene, Chosen

“Raise your voice until you are heard. Look however you want, be whoever you want, and demand people pay attention to you. Stop taking what you’re given, and demand the space in life you want.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Madness

“It was the “I’m not happy, and despite the fact that my face is showing no discernible expression, someone will die” tone.”
― K.F. Breene, Chosen

“Yes, I have found that idiots are often happier in a puddle of their own stupidity. Say no more. From now on I will simply smile and nod when you say ridiculous things.”
― K.F. Breene, Hunted

“Tobias, knowing nothing about Shanti, couldn’t contain his displeasure at a woman tagging along. He kept his distaste to huffs, however, being a well-versed fighter—he knew better than to piss off the Captain. Shanti, knowing better than to waste time, didn’t punch him in the throat. All in all, they got along.”
― K.F. Breene, Chosen

“Women who have suffered, no matter how afraid, hold out their hands in aid to help others. To create a loyalty like no other--as strong as an oak, as enduring as a mountain, and as brutal as Time—look no further than a female who has risen from the ashes.”
― K.F. Breene, Hunted

“What do you think it does to future men when you teach boys that being weak is being a pussy? Pussy meaning female, obviously. Or yelling at men who are doing poorly that they’re being girls? Or ladies? Had enough, ladies?” I squinted one eye at him. It was all my brain could muster for a glare. “Men are teaching boys that they are equivalent to ladies, to girls, when they’re at their worst. At their absolute weakest. And you wonder why we’re from different planets? You wonder why men so often disrespect women?”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Madness

“I rolled my eyes. To Jack I said, "Don't mind him, he's just mad no one likes him."
Jonas clenched his jaw.”
― K.F. Breene, Demons

“Mother-trucker biscuit fucker,” I said, a saying my mother had always used when I was in the room and she was trying not to swear. By the last word, she’d apparently given up.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“I can hear you breathing,” someone taunted from above in a raspy voice. “Dude, don’t be that guy,” I said, not looking up. “No one likes the creepy guy.” Footsteps”
― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire

“Panic was driving this wagon, and it was doing it with drunk horses.”
― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses

“Take care of it,” he demanded of Shanti over his shoulder. “We don’t need a bunch of dicks wagging around this city.”

“You already have a bunch of dicks wagging around the city,” Shanti yelled back. “They’re the ones barking orders.”
― K.F. Breene, Siege

“Men often think they know what’s best for women, when in reality they rarely even know what’s best for themselves.”
― K.F. Breene, A Kingdom of Ruin

“Who has two fingers, a thumb, and nightly orgasms? This girl. I wouldn’t want to give that up for a boring ride on your tiny dick. Go peddle your shit somewhere else. This pail is full to the brim.”
― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses

“Not the books, Nyfain, be careful,” I yelled. Maybe I should’ve been worried about the guy, but ink before kink. The books were the priority.”
― K.F. Breene, A Throne of Ruin

“Save the man. Save the kingdom. Why are men so breakable? I thought as my eyes drifted shut. Because it gives us room to swoop in and save the motherfucking day, my animal chimed in. She had a point.”
― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses