Carey Anderson > Quotes

“You can't look at people based on face value. There has to be more.”
― Carey Anderson, Look Beyond Your Eyes: Wallace Family Affairs Volume IV

“I hung up with her”
― Carey Anderson, Wallace Family Affairs Volume I: Tracy's Complications

“I HATE your family!” The audience started laughing. “I HATE your daddy for thinking she looked good that night! I HATE your momma for knowing what he likes. I HATE your daddy for blowing his top. I HATE your momma for ovulating that month. I HATE that the timing of their love was so perfect that night that nine months later you were born into this world. I HATE your father for not sticking it out, and being the first man to break your heart and dooming the rest of his kind. I HATE your momma for not teaching you what a GOOD man looks like. How to LOVE him, how to KEEP him, HOW TO BE FAITHFUL! I HATE your family! I have to HATE them because its hard to HATE you! I LOVED you and wanted our love to last forever and ever. But who could succeed when the odds were stacked so high against us. They say young love never last, but I didn’t want to believe that! I knew we would last, I knew we would soar! Shot down in our prime our love is now a statistic. I gotta blame someone and I know it wasn’t me. So I blame your family!”
― Carey Anderson, Wallace Family Affairs Volume III: Invisible

“Then she called me a drama queen for the whole afternoon. I didn't think I was being a drama queen.”
― Carey Anderson, Wallace Family Affairs Volume I: Tracy's Complications

“What did he mean”
― Carey Anderson, Wallace Family Affairs Volume I: Tracy's Complications

“You don't let her ridiculousness change who you are. You don't deserve the reaction of the person you're allowing her to make you become.”
― Carey Anderson, Wallace Family Affairs Volume III: Invisible

“The condom broke!”
― Carey Anderson, Wallace Family Affairs Volume I: Tracy's Complications

“Dag Nabit!”
― Carey Anderson, Wallace Family Affairs Volume I: Tracy's Complications