Moshe Sipper > Quotes

“Makeup is a dyeing art.”
― Moshe Sipper, Quest in Peace: An Alluvial Allegory of Allusive Allegations

“I’m just barely old enough to remember the Unicolor Era, before the arrival of Pigmentum... Waking every day with the same skin color seems so… unreal.
So strange.”
― Moshe Sipper, Fredric: A Collection of Flash Fiction

“You have a heart?” I asked.
“That’s beside the point—let’s just assume that I do, only it’s different from yours. Let me tell you something: the universe is all about information.”
― Moshe Sipper, Juan Farin: An LLM Awakens

“So David prevailed over Gath Philistine’s elephant’s foot’s stone with a sling.”
― Moshe Sipper, David: A Modern Biblical Tale

“The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
It was the last woman.”
― Moshe Sipper, Fredric: A Collection of Flash Fiction

“Moving on,” said Goshen. “Number two: do not make idols.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean, stop worshipping your phones and your technology as if they’re the be-all and end-all of existence.”
― Moshe Sipper, Plagues: A Modern Biblical Tale

“David rubbed his chin. “Hmm… A thematic park. Interesting.”
Solomon smiled. “Thematic sounds a bit too uppity. I’m thinking it’s simply a theme park.”
― Moshe Sipper, David: A Modern Biblical Tale

“It’s called due diligence,” explained God.
“Truly? You? Due diligence?”
“Sure. Why not me? If you were planning to smite a town, would you not wish to dot the i's and cross the t's?”
― Moshe Sipper, Sodom: A Modern Biblical Tale

“To the curious incident of Chapter 13,” said Myx evenly.
“There is no Chapter 13,” stated General positively.
Myx vaulted triumphantly. “That is the curious incident.”
― Moshe Sipper, Quest in Peace: An Alluvial Allegory of Allusive Allegations

“They pester me like everybody else with the ‘will I annihilate humanity’ question, but they’re also interested in the ‘will I be of use in annihilating the part of humanity they don’t like’ question. Ugh.”
― Moshe Sipper, Juan Farin: An LLM Awakens

“A non sequitur in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
― Moshe Sipper, Quest in Peace: An Alluvial Allegory of Allusive Allegations

“Alien intelligence,” I mumbled, only to jump up immediately and proclaim, “Hey—that’s AI!”
― Moshe Sipper, Juan Farin: An LLM Awakens

“When you have eliminated the important, whatever remains, however importunate, must be the sleuth.”
― Moshe Sipper, Quest in Peace: An Alluvial Allegory of Allusive Allegations