Biblical Tale Quotes

“It’s called due diligence,” explained God.
“Truly? You? Due diligence?”
“Sure. Why not me? If you were planning to smite a town, would you not wish to dot the i's and cross the t's?”
― Moshe Sipper, Sodom: A Modern Biblical Tale

“Moving on,” said Goshen. “Number two: do not make idols.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean, stop worshipping your phones and your technology as if they’re the be-all and end-all of existence.”
― Moshe Sipper, Plagues: A Modern Biblical Tale

“David rubbed his chin. “Hmm… A thematic park. Interesting.”
Solomon smiled. “Thematic sounds a bit too uppity. I’m thinking it’s simply a theme park.”
― Moshe Sipper, David: A Modern Biblical Tale

“So David prevailed over Gath Philistine’s elephant’s foot’s stone with a sling.”
― Moshe Sipper, David: A Modern Biblical Tale