Buffy Andrews > Quotes

“Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.”
― Buffy Andrews

“I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.”
― Buffy Andrews

“Characters are like kids. They want to be played with, taken on adventures. And they won't let you rest until you do.”
― Buffy Andrews

“Three words for a writer: Make me care.”
― Buffy Andrews

“Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right.”
― Buffy Andrews

“I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.”
― Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

“Write on!”
― Buffy Andrews

“Show me the contract.”
― Buffy Andrews

“The best kind of day is a writing day”
― Buffy Andrews

“I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!”
― Buffy Andrews

“I'm trying to give my character voice but he won't speak.”
― Buffy Andrews

“I don’t do math.”
― Buffy Andrews

“Do you remember the time, Mike,” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.”
― Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

“I wear the writer pants in the family.”
― Buffy Andrews

“Good editors are priceless.”
― Buffy Andrews

“If you see it in Strunk and White it's so.”
― Buffy Andrews

“Conflict. Conflict. Where art thou conflict?”
― Buffy Andrews

“What kind of work do you do,” I asked.
“Promise you won’t laugh?”
“Promise.”
“I’m a proctologist.”
I couldn’t help it. I laughed a little. “An ass doctor?”
― Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

“Climax: It's all downhill from here.”
― Buffy Andrews

“Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse.”
― Buffy Andrews

“I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.”
― Buffy Andrews

“Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better.”
― Buffy Andrews

“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.”
― Buffy Andrews

“Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me.”
― Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

“A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.”
― Buffy Andrews

“The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re face down eating sand.”
― Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

“Writer. Another word for poor.”
― Buffy Andrews

“A cliffhanger is when ...”
― Buffy Andrews

“Me to characters: talk to me people.”
― Buffy Andrews

“You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.”
― Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike