Tweets Quotes

“And let me make the radical statement that I don’t believe that you can say something profound in the 140 characters that make up a tweet.”
― Bernie Sanders, Our Revolution: A Future to Believe In

“For any creative thought to be contagious, it must first be worthy of a sneeze.”
― Ryan Lilly

“Reading off a page is like looking down at a landscape from a balloon – your eye "sees" the story as well as reads it, its layout, its paragraphs and structure, and "remembers" what it just read because it's still there, on the page, simultaneously. If you want to, you can reread any line instantly; or linger; or speed up; or optically "flinch." Reading a series of tweets is more like looking through a narrow window from a train speeding through a landscape full of tunnels and bands of light and dark. Each tweet erases its predecessor.”
― David Mitchell

“It's all about the Benjamins baby.”
― Ilhan Omar

“Tweets, real ones, are meant to signal danger or find food for baby birds…”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

“A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.”
― Buffy Andrews

“You know how we sometimes sigh, "Well, that was a waste of time."? Or we snap at somebody: "You're wasting my time!" What does that even mean in the age of texts and tweets, TV and video games?”
― Ron Brackin

“With tweets and memes, things are exponentially funnier than they used to be 20 years ago. Back then, people went around endlessly quoting the same 20 movies, and acting like each time was hilarious, as we gave and received obligatory chuckles.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories

“If you really wanna be a part of my life, you will get wet with the rain of tweets, be ready for that too. With love yours soulmate.”
― Balakoteswara Panchakshari

“Tired of cold callers asking to speak to the 'man in the house', now I put them on to my 6-year old son... he sings them 'Sexy and I Know It'.”
― Laura Bates, Everyday Sexism

“Being able to write a tale within a Tweet some would say was mighty sweet”
― Neil Leckman

“A tale within a Tweet, how sweet!!”
― Neil Leckman

“Gmorning to the miracle
(psst that’s you,
you’re the miracle)

Gnight to the miracle
(Quit looking around,
you’re the miracle, YOU)”
― Lin-Manuel Miranda

“I saw few Tweets from the masses that appeared inaccurate during the Florida Hurricane Ian disaster.”
― Steven Magee

“If you are complaining about the maximum amount of tweets allowed per day, now at 300... the problem might be with you, your messaging, marketing and what ever you are promoting; not Twitter.”
― Loren Weisman

“Dear John Twitter
(Delete Twitter Sonnet)

For a long time I've been
backin' away from twitter,
but I didn't cut tie completely
hoping that it might get better.

Now that a far right billionaire baboon
has turned it into the internet sewer,
there's no point to hanging on to filth,
twitter used to be relevant, but no longer.

From time to time, colonial morons try to
bring back the good ol' days of segregation.
It's up to the human society to take charge,
and castrate their ambition through isolation.

Quarantine rabid dogs by absolute dissociation,
To entertain filth is to perpetrate uncivilization.”
― Abhijit Naskar, The Divine Refugee

“Russia trolls, the U.S. tweets and vice versa!”
― Dipti Dhakul, Quote: +/-

“Today: Tweets and Trolls Drive Democracy.”
― Dipti Dhakul, Quote: +/-

“People who tell me I should credit my tweets properly insist I start talking about myself in the third person like a lunatic.”
― Sebastyne Alpha