Meme Quotes

“The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.”
― Richard Dawkins, The Selfish Gene

“Have you thought about what it means to be a god?" asked the man. He had a beard and a baseball cap. "It means you give up your mortal existence to become a meme: something that lives forever in people's minds, like the tune of a nursery rhyme. It means that everyone gets to re-create you in their own minds. You barely have your own identity any more. Instead, you're a thousand aspects of what people need you to be. And everyone wants something different from you. Nothing is fixed, nothing is stable.”
― Neil Gaiman, American Gods

“We need a name for the new replicator, a noun that conveys the idea of a unit of cultural transmission, or a unit of imitation. 'Mimeme' comes from a suitable Greek root, but I want a monosyllable that sounds a bit like 'gene'. I hope my classicist friends will forgive me if I abbreviate mimeme to meme. If it is any consolation, it could alternatively be thought of as being related to 'memory', or to the French word même. It should be pronounced to rhyme with 'cream'.”
― Richard Dawkins, The Selfish Gene

“What, you egg? / [He stabs him.]”
― William Shakespeare, Macbeth

“If the situation was hopeless, their propoganda would be unessasary”
― John O'Connell

“i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!”
― GURUJAHRA

“Zastanawiałeś się nad tym, co oznacza bycie bogiem? - spytał. Miał brodę i czapeczkę baseballową. - To oznacza odrzucenie egzystencji materialnej i przemianę w mem: coś, co trwa wiecznie w umysłach ludzi, jak dziecięca piosenka. Znaczy to, że każdy odtwarza cię sam w swoim umyśle. Praktycznie nie masz już tożsamości. Stajesz się tysiącem aspektów tego, czego pragną od ciebie ludzie. A każdy pragnie czegoś zupełnie innego. Nic nie jest stałe, nic nie jest niezmienne.”
― Neil Gaiman, American Gods

“Have you thought about what it means to be a god?" asked the man. He had a beard and a baseball cap. "It means you give up your mortal existence to become a meme (...)".”
― Neil Gaiman, American Gods: Tenth Anniversary

“People used to read books and watch movies. Now people read memes and tweets and watch GIFs. I'm currently writing something about ducks that I hope you'll say is an instant classic six seconds into the experience.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“It would be great to find a nice tree to sit under and talk, but most trees these days are rude, and their conversations are filled with snarky sarcasm. I blame Meme Culture.”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“It would be nice to find a nice tree to sit under and talk, but most trees these days are rude, and their conversations are filled with snarky sarcasm. I blame Meme Culture.”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“I'm about to make an absurd BearPaw Duck Farm meme. To make a proper marketing GIF, there's only one rule: No matter what flavor you are hoping to achieve, you can never sprinkle in too much saxophone.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“I'm not into pop culture. I'm more of a soda culture kind of guy. That's how I farm ducks and memes.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“What are words worth if you write like Wordsworth? Not as much as a man named Wordsandpicturesworth. That's so long, so I just call him Memesworth.”
― Jarod Kintz, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“History is now being documented in the moment through memes, and they shape our memories. I make them as if to say, "I was here, and I mocked this time and place.”
― Jarod Kintz, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN ME SWAMP?!!”
― Shrek

“We shared some laughs, her and I. I was content to go on sharing, but she took her whole Box of Laughter and went home, leaving me alone with my memes.”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Before accepting a new job, you need to know if you'll like it or not. That's easy to do. Just simply search for memes that skewer that occupation.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“I just stuffed my briefcase full of necessary items, and now I'm off to work. It's heavy to carry because it contains 333 dank memes and one baloney sandwich.”
― Jarod Kintz, Powdered Saxophone Music

“I've been to Mansfield. Maybe one day I'll go back and find myself an Amish woman to marry and we will have enough kids so they can all just pick up my barn and we can move my duck farm to the newest Meme Factory where I'll find work as a caption creator.”
― Jarod Kintz, A Memoir of Memories and Memes

“Politics is scripted for maximum shock that will lead to gossip and speculation. We are living in a sketch comedy zone. Everything is designed to be memed.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories

“With tweets and memes, things are exponentially funnier than they used to be 20 years ago. Back then, people went around endlessly quoting the same 20 movies, and acting like each time was hilarious, as we gave and received obligatory chuckles.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories

“Ogres are like onions.”
― Shrek

“For you Mages, this is the apocalypse. It’s the end of the world. For us,’ I indicated my group, ‘it’s Tuesday.”
― Helen Harper, Red Hawk

“turns out patty’s a party animal, writes another, along with a GIF of Kristen Wiig dressed like a drunk Cinderella on an old episode of Saturday Night Live.”
― Emma Lord, Tweet Cute

“IT'S JOEVER”
― Anonymous

“John: Scold TT
EB: you can see me, right.
EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.”
― Andrew Hussie, Homestuck, Book 1: Act 1 & Act 2

“John: Scold TT.
EB: you can see me, right.
EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.”
― Andrew Hussie, Homestuck: Book 1: Act 1 & Act 2

“*click* Noice”
― Michael Rosen, The Hypnotiser

“May your likes be many, your screen time holy, and your battery eternal.”
― Michael Karlsen- Williksen, The Church of Common Sense: Book I - The Spark