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Slouch Witch (The Lazy Girl's Guide to Magic, #1)
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2017
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Bloodfire (Blood Destiny, #1)
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2012
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Star Witch (The Lazy Girl's Guide To Magic, #2)
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Bloodmagic (Blood Destiny, #2)
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2012
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Brimstone Bound (Firebrand, #1)
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2020
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Spirit Witch (The Lazy Girl's Guide To Magic, #3)
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2017
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Bloodrage (Blood Destiny, #3)
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2013
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Blood Politics (Blood Destiny, #4)
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2013
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Gifted Thief (Highland Magic, #1)
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2016
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Infernal Enchantment (Firebrand, #2)
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2020
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“From somewhere above me, there was an irritated hiss. ‘Food.’
I strained my head upwards. ‘Hi, Brutus.’
His yellow eyes stared down at me, unblinking. ‘Food, bitch.’
I sighed. ‘I’ve told you time and time again. If you call me that, I’m not going to feed you.’
‘Food.’
‘Give me a minute.’
‘Food.’
‘I’d like the chance to get a cup of tea first.’
‘Food.’
‘Piss off.’
‘Food.”
― Slouch Witch
I strained my head upwards. ‘Hi, Brutus.’
His yellow eyes stared down at me, unblinking. ‘Food, bitch.’
I sighed. ‘I’ve told you time and time again. If you call me that, I’m not going to feed you.’
‘Food.’
‘Give me a minute.’
‘Food.’
‘I’d like the chance to get a cup of tea first.’
‘Food.’
‘Piss off.’
‘Food.”
― Slouch Witch
“I abandoned the plan to make millions from the spell when I realised that people would finally realise their cats are selfish little bastards who only care about themselves. There would have been mass feline abandonment if they heard what their pets really have to say.”
― Slouch Witch
― Slouch Witch
“Cleanliness is next to godliness, whatever that means. But the trouble with that sort of approach to life is that it never ends. Yes, you can take time to pick the weeds from the pavement outside and scrub your skirting board and make sure there’s no dust collecting in any evil corners but you had to keep on doing it. If I had to do it all this week and then again next week and then the week after that, why not just leave it till next month? Or preferably next year?”
― Spirit Witch
― Spirit Witch
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I hope you enjoy it, Dawn! Have a great weekend.