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“There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
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“TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.”
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“When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite.”
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“Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.”
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“Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.”
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“CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.”
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“You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.”
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