Demotivators Quotes

“Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?”
― Despair Inc.

“There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
― Justin Sewell

“TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.”
― Justin Sewell

“Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.”
― Justin Sewell

“Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.”
― Justin Sewell

“CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.”
― Justin Sewell

“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life one day.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, How to Defeat the Trump Cult: Want to Save Democracy? Share This Book

“Writing is to copyediting what swimming is to pool maintenance.”
― Gary Corby

“You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.”
― Justin Sewell