Heidi Schulz > Quotes

“Decide what you want. Believe you can have it. Don't let anything get in your way.”
― Heidi Schulz, The Pirate Code

“I’d venture to guess that a list of things you know nothing about could fill volumes.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“The thing about friends is, you never know when you might need them. It's always best to keep them imprisoned nearby.”
― Heidi Schulz, The Pirate Code

“Dead mothers are rather fashionable these days. They lend such an attractive air of tragedy.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Why is it that those who are the most concerned with manners rarely have any themselves?”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“… but as even the stupidest toddler knows, covering your eyes makes you invisible.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," a fairy drops down dead,' Jocelyn recited.
'Something similar happens when a child turns that doubt inwards. The part of her that can do anything fades away. In time, and fed enough disbelief, it will die.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Has a disagreement with an employer ever led to dismemberment or disemboweling?”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“but he never murdered me. Not once. That’s saying something, isn’t it?”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Though she couldn’t tell for certain from her vantage point, Jocelyn did not expect to find a single corset on the entire island. She was utterly charmed.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“And why not?” she snapped. “Because I’m a girl? I am becoming very tired of people thinking I can’t do things!”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Jocelyn did not want to always remain the same. Where was the adventure in that?”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Excuse me. You may remember eating my father, Captain Hook? I’m here to avenge his death. Farewell, hideous beast.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“I am Captain James Hook! I am no victim; I create them! I do not have bad dreams; I inspire them!”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“those unfortunate enough to be killed by Smee generally die thinking, What a dear little man.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Stop gawking and close your mouth before I decide to use it as a trash receptacle.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Jocelyn’s stomach lodged another complaint with the management regarding the length of time since breakfast.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“If the great Captain Hook were surrounded by hungry cannibals bent on having Pirate Stew for dinner, what would he do?”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“But instead of doing heroic deeds, I’m stuck here. Making pincushions.” “The world does need pincushions.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Every time a child says, ‘I don’t believe in fairies,’ a fairy falls down dead,” Jocelyn recited. “Something similar happens when a child turns that doubt inward. The part of her that can do anything fades away. In time, and fed enough disbelief, it will die.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“First, if I am to be a pirate and sail with my father, I must be a very good one and not get caught. Second, I will never, ever wear a corset.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“I have faced down some horrors in my day—ferocious animals, fangs gleaming and hungry for human flesh; fierce men with murder in their eyes; my own dear mother on wash day. All were terrible to behold, but I contend that there is nothing on this earth more fearsome than a spoiled girl out for vengeance.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Things haven’t been the same for us since he was, begging your pardon, eaten.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Eventually, and to the envy of all their friends and relations, a young chickadee couple would move into the shoe: A silver-buckled brocade, on their income? How do they do it?”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“For the sake of that spot of blue, Jocelyn resolved that she would not set fire to her room. At least not on her first night.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“…if you will quit squirming about and be patient you will see that most things in life, wishes included, do not have immediate results.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“She did, however, make herself a promise. There were likely no spiders in the other girls’ beds that evening, but Jocelyn resolved to remedy that as soon as possible.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“…she simply accepted it for what it was — a normal, average, everyday kind of miracle.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Let the dreadful crocodile beware, for I now christen this ship the Hook’s Revenge. Hoist anchor, find the eye of the wind, and let’s be under way!” The crew cheered. Mr. Smee cried.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“It pains me to admit this, but Roger was a good sight less stupid than most children.”
― Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge