Sarcastic Quotes Quotes

“If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.”
― Jess C Scott, Rockstar

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
― Ashleigh Brilliant

“We all consume; therefore, we all contribute.”
― Abhaidev, The Gods Are Not Dead

“Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.”
― Candace Bowen Early

“Male sexuality. So artless, so crass. Men are always over the edge, right? One little push and they tumble down the cliff.”
― Abhaidev, The Gods Are Not Dead

“There is no God but Belial. I’ll tell you why. Darkness is faster than light. Hopelessness persists longer than hope. Hatred spreads quicker than love. There is no limit to pain. Happiness, however, has a limit. We must all hail Belial. The one true God.”
― Abhaidev, The Meaninglessness of Meaning

“Celebrities are like the stars with one major difference:
The stars shine TOGETHER,
Celebrities hate EACH OTHER!”
― Mouloud Benzadi

“Who said the Arabs are incapable of breaking world records? Qatar has just set a new world record by becoming the first host nation ever to lose an opening World Cup football match.”
― Mouloud Benzadi

“(The Mona Lisa), that really is the ugliest portrait I’ve seen, the only thing that supposedly makes it famous is the mystery behind it,” Katherine admitted as she remembered her trips to the Louvre and how she shook her head at the poor tourists crowding around to see a jaundiced, eyebrow-less lady that reminded her of tight-lipped Washington on the dollar bill. Surely, they could have chosen a better portrait of the First President for their currency?”
― E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

“I have a new found respect for Atlas.”
― Solange nicole

“The jusitce is blind. Turn the surveillance cameras off!”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“Those who say that money can't buy HAPPINESS, are like a fox that, when he can't reach the grapes, says they lack RIPENESS.”
― Mouloud Benzadi

“Politics to me was the whining of an old braggart too proud to admit his faults and too vain to try something new. All of their agendas and manifestos were nothing but a lucrative offer to deceive the fools and encourage the clever in deceiving more fools.”
― Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don't let me sleep.”
― Prashant Yadav, The Jeera Packer

“Do you know what irony is, de Leon?

They make swords out of it, don't they? Mix it with coally and hit it with a hammery?”
― Jay Kristoff, Empire of the Vampire

“When friends become overfriendly - smell fish!”
― Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.”
― Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.”
― Prashant Yadav, The Jeera Packer

“The rivers fight with each other with the only currency that they know: water. We humans fight with the only currency that we know in this age: violence.”
― Amish Tripathi, The Oath of the Vayuputras

“The most brilliant student in class is a god and the rest are morons.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson, Before You Doubt Yourself: Pep Talks and other Crucial Discussions

“Establishing a company from scratch can be challenging. It requires 100% commitment. However, your priorities will demonstrate your true commitment. Without commitment, it is impossible to achieve success in anything, whether it be business or relationships.”
― Abhysheq Shukla, Crosspaths Multitude to Success

“Welcome to the 21st century cosmopolitan world where biased thoughts preside over unbiased deeds, simple gestures become overrated gossip materials and injustice is a part of long term justice.”
― Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“I discovered that politics is not entirely about agendas and manifestos of some old, sullen creep promising a better future of the country as a whole. Politics is being played everywhere and it starts from the very bedroom that you consider your safe haven.”
― Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“The more silent you are at bed during times of crisis, the more are the chances of an amicable, dignified and a not so counterproductive interchange of romantic exuberance.”
― Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“Time is a taunter of cheated hearts”
― Adhish Mazumder

“One day, I’m going to start a minivan gang. That’ll show these Sons of Anarchy.

We would be called the Sons of Suburbia and our Suburban Steel Stallions, with high MPG, multiple airbags, cup holders and designer car safety seats, would rule the highways… and the preschool pickup line.”
― Philip Rivera, Suburban Luchador: Memoirs From Suburbia

“Kamal called the number, “Am I talking to Mr. Jolly Majumdaar?” Jolly who had never heard his name taken with such respect found it profoundly humiliating. His reply was a curt “Who the hell is talking?”
― Prabhat Poddar, Not A Long Story

“Epistemic Humility; The recognition that we basically don’t know jack s**t about life.”
― Vindy Teja

“No Girl No pain,
Know Girl Know pain.”
― Rohan Casuals

“They call it prophecy. I call it the world’s longest setup for a punchline I’m not gonna like.”
― Melanie Frome, Everlasting