Sarcastic Observations Quotes

“I say his version because there is no such thing as a true account of anything. Each sees the world from his own vantage point. Needless to say, a throne is not the best place from which to view anything except the backs of prostrate men.”
― Gore Vidal, Creation

“i have to love myself more than i love him, in order to leave him.”
― Kay M. Rutherford, The Last Cheater's Waltz Trusting Dog Trusting Self

“...,I have never visited any city in the world where I was not told that I just missed the golden age. I seem never to be on time." Cyrus Sitema”
― Gore Vidal, Creation

“Logan leaned over and whispered, "Or as I like to call it, the tutorial guide on how to mindfuck entire groups.”
― Tijans Books, Logan Kade

“If you are sitting on a felled tree in a pine forest enjoying the sunshine you can easily forget what time it is. Not that you could forget your gold watch, just the time of day.”
― Elfriede Jelinek, Wonderful, Wonderful Times

“The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don't let me sleep.”
― Prashant Yadav, The Jeera Packer

“I don’t like to walk around with trophies though, so the price goes up if the client wants something to gloat over.”
― Martyn V. Halm, Reprobate: A Katla Novel

“If I could see not one single soul in that wilderness of desolation all around me, then the six of us - mounts and riders, both - could boast amongst us not one soul, either, since all the best religions in the world state categorically that not beasts nor women were equipped with the flimsy, insubstantial things when the good Lord opened the gates of Eden and let Eve and her familiars thumble out.”
― Angela Carter, The Tiger's Bride

“No creature sacrificed its life in obedience to a trainer. The survival instinct is stronger than anything else for all beings, except for humans. Stupidity sometimes came first.”
― Serag Monier, Neanderthals: The experiment

“How about adding to the dictionary a word we can all relate to: complesult. A remark that is part compliment, part insult, like, ‘You’re pretty smart, for a girl.”
― Vindy Teja

“She was all sarcasm with a tongue that could cut through you faster than a hot knife in butter.”
― S. M. Erickson

“I discovered that politics is not entirely about agendas and manifestos of some old, sullen creep promising a better future of the country as a whole. Politics is being played everywhere and it starts from the very bedroom that you consider your safe haven.”
― Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“I never finish anyth...”
― Shane Spencer

“The flat was situated on a snatch of land on the periphery of the Merry Hill shopping complex. The third-storey property was blessed with views of the entrance to the Food Court to the west and the busy Pedmore Road dual carriageway to the east.
Kim couldn't help her curiosity at the marketing strategy.”
― Angela Marsons, Evil Games