Sarcastic Wisdom Quotes

“We all consume; therefore, we all contribute.”
― Abhaidev, The Gods Are Not Dead

“Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“Sometimes there's an element of truth in a smidgeon of sarcasm.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri, Vocation of a Gadfly

“I felt that way not because I never once discovered any palpable hard young throat to crush among the masculine mutes that flickered somewhere in the background; but because it was to me "overwhelmingly obvious" (a favorite expression with my aunt Sybil) that all varieties of high school boys - from the perspiring nincompoop whom "holding hands" thrills, to the self-sufficient rapist with pustules and a souped-up car - equally bored my sophisticated young mistress.”
― Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita

“Outlive your superiors and the world is yours.
~ Beniago”
― R.A. Salvatore, Night of the Hunter

“Outlive your superiors and the world is yours, yes?
~ Beniago”
― R.A. Salvatore, Night of the Hunter

“How about adding to the dictionary a word we can all relate to: complesult. A remark that is part compliment, part insult, like, ‘You’re pretty smart, for a girl.”
― Vindy Teja

“The more silent you are at bed during times of crisis, the more are the chances of an amicable, dignified and a not so counterproductive interchange of romantic exuberance.”
― Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“But, and I think we can all agree, it’s where few men have gone before, into the bowels of humanity.”
Jay Felson, US Marine, commenting on war”
― N. Lombardi Jr., Justice Gone